It seems like there’s pretty much a warning label on anything you come across anymore – except for the one place where we probably need to see more warnings, and that’s on our fellow human people.

So it comes to no surprise that the fine folks over at reddit asked the following question…

If people came with a warning tag, what would yours be? from AskReddit

For the good of those around you, consider these warning labels (courtesy of the people of Reddit) to apply to yourself if you fit one of the following descriptions:

1. Annoying.

Tolerable only in small doses.

– nomopyt

2. Attached.

Warning: becomes attached to people very easily.

– WirelessTrees

3. Defective.

As is. All sales final.

– danthemandaran

4. Lazy.

Caution: Hard to motivate.

Interests may change randomly, mental stability not guaranteed.

– DrWillz

5. Drunk.

Do not mix with alcohol.

– goat_on_a_float

6. Narcoleptic.

Short Battery life but charges quickly (I’m narcoleptic lol)

– sl33p1ng-s3nt1nl

7. A bunch of people.

Identity disorder

It may say something like:

“Buy one, get one free”

– Burrito-8

8. Farty.

Warning. May contain gas.

– BeefGravy-on-Chicken

9. Fiery.

Caution: Explosive material. Authorised personnel only

– OverDepreciated

10. Retentive.

I’ll remember everything you’ve said and it’ll be awkward when i bring it up in a few years as if it’s nothing.

– DarthMurdok

11. Awkward.

Warning. Believes it is funny. Is not. May give off jokes at inappropriate times. Do not leave unattended at social gatherings.

– TannedCroissant

12. I’m a lot.

Do not remove from container without good reason. Contents of this package are surprisingly enjoyable but wears out easily with overuse.

Liable to expire at any time, no refund available.

Store with cats for best results.

– BlackoutXForever

13. Apologetic.

Warning: I’m sorry for apologizing so much.

– DylThaGamer_

14. Caring.

Caution: gives a sh*t.

– boyvsfood2

15. A niche expert.

Warning: may tell you disturbing facts about animal genitalia.

– Frantastic79

16. Lame.

Object appears cooler than it actually is

– Mycellanious

17. Introverted.

If you can read this you are too close

But in really big letters

– Redland_Station

18. Poorly endowed.

Warning: choking hazard. Small parts.

– SnooBunnies9328

19. Falling apart.

Some assembly required

– epz

20. Hungry.

Approach with snacks

– humaneclair

21. Poisonous.

Do not eat.

– ruico

22. Endowed.

Contains nuts

– Grrreeen

23. Awkward.

extremely awkward, handle with care

– iliketobecalledRain

24. A lost cause.

Condemned: stay away for your health and safety.

– ShyOstrich

25. Anxious.

Warning: Despite liking you & enjoying your company, this person suffers from debilitating anxiety & will likely never contact you to do anything for fear of bothering you.

– cohibatbcs

26. Loud.

“He isn’t yelling at you. He just has a big voice.”

– Drumlin

27. Impulsive.

Poor Impulse Control


28. Old.

For best results, please use before expiration date.

– VictorBlimpmuscle

29. Dumb.

Warning: Extremely stupid, flammable.

– CanadaMoose5

30. Uncertain.

Likes to talk, just doesn’t know how to start a conversation.

– Dreamer2498

31. Canine-inclined.

Likes dogs more than humans

– uddane

32. Distracted.

Caution: this person can’t focus on one topic and in one sentence there will be at least 5 topic changes

– mooqley

33. Uncensored.

Warning: Filter gone

– Shimmybaby84

34. Attentive.

Warning: cannot think of anything to add to a conversation but still enjoys listening.

– grumpy_mama_86b

35. Profane.

Speaks mostly in profanity

– Gonzostewie

36. Touchy.

Will spank you once I get comfortable around you.

– Awkward_dounut

37. No touchy.

“Low self esteem, do not touch”

– girlsplzpmyournudes

38. Bipolar.

Occasionally depressed or hyper .

– throwaway171f

39. Forgetful.

Low storage space. Information may not be saved correctly.

– Xero125

40. Mean.

Beware: Certified *sshole

– Mark_Twayne

41. Quiet.

If muttering is heard please ignore, voice setting is on low.

– Phrutekhake

42. Thirsty.

Warning : Full of lust.

– SnooMaschinne

43. Talkative.

Warning: May talk for hours at a time, nonstop

– Henry-The-Nobody

44. Ugly.

I did come with one…my face says it all.

– fuwhyckin

45. A literal Gremlin.

Avoid direct sunlight and don’t feed after midnight

– GingerNinja793

I could probably do with a few of those.

What would your warning label say?

Tell us in the comments.