Okay, it’s time for another installment of hilarious posts that we firmly believe will bring a big smile to your face and will fill you with joy.
You know you want it, you know you need it, and we’re here to make you laugh as much as we can!
Because we know it’s important!
So what do you say? Are you ready to laugh?
1. There’s no in between.
I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you.
I'm either replying to your email 1 second after it hits my inbox or 8 weeks from now.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) April 22, 2020
2. Getting the dog’s advice.
Always a good idea when making decisions.
“Should I workout or drink?” I say to my dog as I pour a glass of wine
— Ashley Fern (@disco_infern0) May 13, 2020
3. I never thought of it this way…
But it makes a lot of sense.
All pleasures are guilty pleasures if you have high enough anxiety
— Ryan North (@ryanqnorth) March 17, 2020
4. Can I just have a break?
At least once in a while?
The most tiring thing about adulting to me is how CONSTANT it is.
There is ALWAYS some shit to sort out. You 'chilling' means you're probably just ignoring the million things on your to-do list.
— Lord Babbi (@tee_babz) January 13, 2020
5. You need to stick to that routine.
It’s good for you!
Keeping a nighttime routine is SO important!
Thats why every night I:
-wash my face
-pop a melatonin
-consume 39,000 calories
— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) May 20, 2020
6. Don’t have time for that.
It’s not gonna happen!
I will click through maybe 400 links but if something requires me to download a new app … you’re dreaming
— Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) May 19, 2020
7. I do this all the time.
Do you ever accidentally say, “I love you?” That’s not good.
me trying to be cool and normal talking to the cashier leaving CVS pic.twitter.com/rhCs5zgcoD
— mustard clown (@markydoodoo) May 19, 2019
8. You’re a mistake!
If I had a nickel for every time I heard that…
My parents weren’t trying. https://t.co/O5h4jYqQiq
— mark normand (@marknorm) May 20, 2020
9. It’s like reading a book.
A timeline of food stains.
Wore a white shirt cause i like having a trail of evidence showing every piece of food I've eaten in a day ?
— Katie Arroyo (@KatieGArroyo) May 20, 2020
10. I like this idea.
Those eggs are good for another month.
Food should have a “best by” date and a “nah but for real” date
— Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) May 18, 2020
11. Back and forth.
You’re really getting your nutrition in!
Me: *eats something sweet*
Brain: I need some salt
Me: *eats something salty*
Brain: Sugar, please.
Me: *eats something sweet*
Brain: Yeah, no, let’s go back to salt.
— Jess Carpenter (@JessCarpWrites) May 1, 2020
12. Undergoing an image change.
Now he’s a hunk? What happened?
why'd they make the Quaker Oats guy hot pic.twitter.com/w27qRYpxIB
— Adam Conover (@adamconover) May 17, 2020
13. The circle of life.
At least for a lot of folks, it is…
Whenever I’m anxious I take a big deep breath in and then find something new to be even more anxious about
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) May 18, 2020
Hey o! Those really hit the spot, I must say.
We hope you got some great laughs out of those posts.
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We’d love to hear from you!