Straight Boy Texts is a hilarious Twitter account that compiles text messages from straight dudes trying to get laid.
And they are comedy gold.
1. Ha!
2. Uprising
3. Nice try
4. Very clever
5. An accident
6. Marriage material
7. Hexted
8. Don’t trip
9. No she doesn’t
10. Good one
11. Ugh
12. Changing speeds
13. That escalated quickly
14. Might have an anger problem
15. A true poet
16. Duck sounds good
17. Psycho?
18. Actually funny
19. Feminist lecture
20. Wow. Classy guy.
Get it together, guys.