Well hello! I didn’t see you there at first!
I see you’ve let yourself in, which is absolutely fine. That’s what we’re here for. Besides, the door is always open.
Welcome to my post about funny tweets. There’s 17 of them, so shall we just start reading them now?
We shall!
1. I can see this…
no one:
gays trying to use a chair: pic.twitter.com/kIVR1HNZry
— ??????? ?????? (@MrMichaelSwartz) July 1, 2019
2. For those Mariah stans only…
You know you’re a @MariahCarey lamb when… ? pic.twitter.com/XPPd7Mse2C
— WeMissMusic.com (@wemissmusic) July 3, 2019
3. Less. Is. More.
My Uber driver didn’t greet me when I got in, and he put absolutely zero effort whatsoever into getting to know me or trying to make any sort of conversation with me throughout the entire 7 minute trip.
5 stars— Zach Svobodny (@ZachSvo) July 2, 2019
4. Oh snap….
July 4th is the met gala for Old Navy families
— 200 Old Navy Flag Shirts (@smurphnoff) July 4, 2019
5. This is gonna hurt.
Me setting my alarms for 5am at 1am. https://t.co/R7jbXuQe81
— $ ₳ ₦ Ε Ε R (@Saneeer_) July 3, 2019
6. This haunts me quite a bit
Jake Gyllenhaal looks so godd*mn much like Disneyland Woody pic.twitter.com/2FUPTZq07t
— ✨ Hamish Steele ✨ (@hamishsteele) July 3, 2019
7. Trash loves trash
when you finally meet that special someone pic.twitter.com/oYy1PzSZmi
— Boosh (@whatsupboosh) July 1, 2019
8. At least she’s honest…
"yo they lookin for u outside, i bit a kid." pic.twitter.com/g3BKz2eHvp
— pauline ? (@icywiifey) June 30, 2019
9. I like it! More!
so I did a thing pic.twitter.com/VtYhVEZ1z6
— esther ? (@essthheerrr) July 2, 2019
10. I’m listening…
what if we made out at the macy’s 4th of july sale
— James (@CaucasianJames) July 4, 2019
11. Just the bare necessities…
my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter & love
*front door opens*
my dog: https://t.co/jMfscBySMe
— ɴɪɴᴀ (@cravethese) July 3, 2019
12. GIMME!
"I said NO PICTURES, Bitch!" pic.twitter.com/4RWpVijtR5
— The Angry (@NY_Wiseass) July 2, 2019
13. Oh…. I get it!
Me: can I have a turn in the hedge now
Hedgehog: no
— Abbie (@AbbieEvansXO) July 1, 2019
14. Pokémon coming at ya with the funny…
When you accidentally open the front camera of your phone… pic.twitter.com/BwKsK61gVR
— Pokémon (@Pokemon) July 1, 2019
Well, I don’t know about you, but I enjoyed that quite a bit!
Come back for more of all of that sometime soon!
Until then… toodles!