Yeah, yeah. Everything hurts when you’re over 30. But pass around more ibuprofen because these memes about getting old will definitely split your sides for real.

1. That’s night-night time.

2. Hangovers last three days minimum.

3. Drowning is my workout routine.

4. Designer handbags are good for storing the pasta that you found on sale.

5. What’s a body supposed to do?

6. Jobs and kids are the worst.

7. Seriously?

8. Blockbuster Video was awesome, dammit.

9. The days are harder.

10. Leaning into the 30s.

Being over 30 doesn’t mean you have to act your age. After all, you’ve never been this old before. Eat your prunes, now. It’s almost time for your pills.