I like things that are dependable in this life, and one of them is that, no matter what, women on Twitter are constantly making me laugh. And you too, I’m willing to bet!
So what are we waiting for?
Here are even more funny tweets from some of Twitter’s finest.
1. Very, very angy.
i’m angy pic.twitter.com/RjxsP3HZv9
— spin (@spinsewz) January 23, 2020
2. I don’t need this right now.
me: okay time to sleep
brain: ok
brain:
brain: hey
brain: HEY
me: … what
brain: u ever wonder what bear milk tastes like
me:
brain: do…do u think it would give us powers
— nash flynn (@itsnashflynn) January 18, 2020
3. They’re coming right back.
those 4 hairs on your ankle as soon as you’re done shaving your legs.. pic.twitter.com/ePkXATKA0g
— kim (@KimmyMonte) January 21, 2020
4. Try not to do that, okay?
me, an intellectual: I will not touch anything in this museum because I love rules and deeply respect artists and their work
my brain: touch the chunky paint
— danielle weisberg for hire (@danielleweisber) January 24, 2020
5. Sounds like a love connection.
https://twitter.com/KaylaAncrum/status/1219064971109203968?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1219064971109203968&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103976-funniest-tweets-women-1-25-20%2F2%2F
6. This guy does it all.
no one:
Barbie: https://t.co/QAr0WGRdRa— ellie schnitt (@holy_schnitt) January 20, 2020
7. Pick your poison.
— #Stop Cop City (@stop_sweeps_atx) January 23, 2020
8. Hahahaha. So true.
https://twitter.com/Kendragarden/status/1219403611337195520?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1219403611337195520&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103976-funniest-tweets-women-1-25-20%2F3%2F
9. No one will even notice!
https://twitter.com/Pornhub/status/1219717642585591809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1219717642585591809&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103976-funniest-tweets-women-1-25-20%2F3%2F
10. This is my life.
https://twitter.com/ratbrd/status/1219749150230794240?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1219749150230794240&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103976-funniest-tweets-women-1-25-20%2F3%2F
11. They both look great to me.
https://twitter.com/fakehesssa/status/1220081690384781318?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1220081690384781318&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fpizzabottle.com%2F103976-funniest-tweets-women-1-25-20%2F3%2F
12. No kidding?
… I'm shocked you didn't experience racism Heidi pic.twitter.com/GQ1CLFtM83
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 16, 2020
Ladies of Twitter, you’ve done it again. Nonstop laughs!
What do you, the readers, think?
Tell us in the comments and let us know some of the funny female Twitter accounts that you follow!