Stephen King is known for writing some of the scariest horror novels of our time. From the terrifying Pennywise in It to, well, just about everything in The Shining, his characters stay with you long after you’ve closed the book. Given that he has such an imagination for terror, it begs the question: what is the scariest foe the horror master has ever faced?

His adorable corgi, Molly.

He’s dubbed his dog “The Thing of Evil” and recounts her adventures (and misadventures) on Twitter. Here are 15 of his most entertaining tweets about the evil that actually haunts his life.

15. A suitable breakfast

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14. Evil is ready for belly rubs

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13. Halloween thief

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12. Ever vigilant

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11. Fashion police

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10. A delicious birthday treat

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9. Waiting for Santa

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8. A dog of letters

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7. It sleeps with the fishes

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6. So cute!

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5. Well played, Molly

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4. Life sentence

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3. Drive!

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2. One ring to rule them all

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1. Poor flamingo

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Truly terrifying to behold.