You know what I’m in the mood for?
BURNS.
Not just that, but SICK BURNS.
Wonderful insults that make me want to up my game and be a better insulter extraordinaire.
And these posts certainly deliver the goods…
1. That sure is strange…
Why does it look like the guy on the right is wearing someone else's face https://t.co/E16TkDDmUH
— Ewan? (@Ewan_jmg) May 3, 2019
2. Layin’ down the not-so-dope rhymes.
tom looks like eminem's younger and lesser known brother, skittles pic.twitter.com/WC3NaPF17L
— ً (@LESBIANPALMER) October 8, 2019
3. This will cause some debate.
I often daydream about winning the
Powerball and buying the licensing
rights to F•R•I•E•N•D•S just to edit out the laugh tracks then releasing
it back to the public for free so
everyone can finally understand how
un-fucking funny that sh^tty show
actually is— wittyidiot (@stephenszczerba) October 11, 2019
4. Fightin’ words.
Tumblr can be a candidate for both the best and worst website of all time from rareinsults
5. The wrong Stark.
“Everything is a weapon ” from rareinsults
6. Pretty brutal.
Rate my professor is really something pic.twitter.com/C1bD4GP7wI
— Laura (@baecerra) May 5, 2018
7. Pokémon in real life.
I choose you from rareinsults
8. He’s the one!
9. This is disturbing.
She looks like she’s been charging up a sneeze for 20 years from rareinsults
10. I actually did laugh out loud at this one.
11. It can be very confusing.
12. Well, what did you order?
I once got roofied in an Applebee’s and the food was still the worst thing that happened to me that night. https://t.co/JbL7pckjLI
— Corinne Kaplan (@CORINSANITY) October 24, 2019
Like I said before, burned to an absolute crispppppppppp…
But but but… what was your favorite sick burn? Drop your thoughts in the comments you beautiful babies!