This is my life philosophy: I want to drink out of a glass and eat off a plate. Is that too much to ask in life? Apparently, the answer is yes.

The hipster bars are spinning wildly out of control, and the things we’re being forced to drink out of are getting more ridiculous.

Get a load of these places…

1. Potted plant drink

2. Spam cocktail

3. That’s not what pots and pans are for

4. Drink in a leather pouch, anyone?

5. Not sure about this contraption

6. Drink in a cereal box

7. I’ll take an IPA. In a bowl. Now.

8. Really? A garbage can?

9. Camera lens for the win

10. Doesn’t look appealing

11. Man…out of control

12. Don’t think it’ll last long

13. I’m very puzzled

14. Are you supposed to drink that?

15. Leave those in the kitchen next time

See what I’m talking about? Unacceptable…