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So, we all know who Grandpa Joe is, right?
He’s that lazy POS character from the 1971 classic film Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, who just decided that hanging out in bed all day for OVER 20 YEARS was totally cool even though his family was dirt fucking poor and all they did was eat cabbage soup.
Yeah, that’s not lost on those of us who pay attention!!!
Needless to say, the memes are fierce AF…
Charlie: I won the Golden Ticket who wants to come with me
Grandpa Joe: pic.twitter.com/dYOJNys5fs
— Richie Gecko🏁 (@VandalSavage_) April 23, 2019
Because we all knew something was funny about Grandpa Joe’s miraculous ability to walk…
Even as a kid i was like “So you just hop right up after being in the bed for 20yrs?!?! pic.twitter.com/8C5o1RkTq9
— Dracarys…… Bitch (@divackc) April 23, 2019
He was WAY too excited…
Charlie: “I found a Golden Ticket”
Grandpa Joe: pic.twitter.com/xLSHrNu9MV
— Tristen 🥤 (@TheTristenBrown) April 23, 2019
Yeah, the internet is NOT fucking around with this Grandpa Joe stuff…
Y’all are gonna love this pic.twitter.com/omzZDBzBYV
— ㄖ𝔻𝕚 𝕘𝕪𝕒𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕞 𝕤𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕣ㄖ (@CHRISxJETSFOO) April 22, 2019
Now, apparently, this was actually given an explanation in the book…
He was better in the book. He had an inability to walk. But the joy he got when Charlie got the ticket gave him energy to immediately jump out of bed.
— Crazy Diamond (@diamond_9001) April 23, 2019
Okay then, we’ve got a solution to this…
Petition to get Grandpa Joe to pay back 20 years of welfare money he collected.
— AndoSuperPantalones (@AndoSuperPants) April 23, 2019
Want more proof that Grandpa Joe is a piece of human garbage? This video lays out all the evidence.
We rest our case.