I could read Tumblr posts all day. All the livelong day. And if you’re reading this now, I’m sure you could, too.

So let’s just get down to business. Here are some of the greatest Tumblr posts I’ve ever had the pleasure of reading until I laugh/cried:

1. Edit: “…because you also just had the period p*ops. The End.”

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2. Plz keep Nana on life support permanently… thx, the mgmt

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3. Say hello to my parents, Seabiscuit and Secretariat

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4. Trust me it’s Becky

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5. That movie is actually every kid’s and parent’s worst nightmare why did we watch it

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6. See what I mean? Tumblr always shows up

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7. Useful info

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8. Why is this hilarious

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9. This holds up in a court of law, I’m pretty sure.

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10. I CAN’T BREATHE (laughcrying… also allergic…)

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11. 3 answers in 1

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12. Wink wink

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13. Accurate

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Btw… if anyone is interested in forming an all-woman deathcore band DM me.

Also, we’ll be calling it 7 Years of Blood.

Obvi.