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If you don’t live under a rock, then you probably are at least dimly aware of a man tweeting a defense for civilians owning assault weapons that involves his small children and 30-50 feral hogs.

I mean, I don’t live in rural Arkansas, so maybe this is a valid scenario, but something about the specificity of it, or the mental image it conjures, or all of the above is just giving the internet fits.

The memes are amazing, and the field day seems to just be beginning – based on the ones below, I hope it never ends.

9. Hut hut hike!

8. Sooooo many friends

7. Hungry yet?

6. Cannot top this one.

5. Live footage.

4. Seems legit.

3. OMG dying.

2. The call is coming from inside the house.

1. idk why so many of these are dating related but it’s hilarious.

Be careful what you tweet, friends. You never know what will make you Twitter famous.