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If you don’t live under a rock, then you probably are at least dimly aware of a man tweeting a defense for civilians owning assault weapons that involves his small children and 30-50 feral hogs.
Legit question for rural Americans – How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
— William McNabb (@WillieMcNabb) August 4, 2019
I mean, I don’t live in rural Arkansas, so maybe this is a valid scenario, but something about the specificity of it, or the mental image it conjures, or all of the above is just giving the internet fits.
The memes are amazing, and the field day seems to just be beginning – based on the ones below, I hope it never ends.
9. Hut hut hike!
— Ryan (@Ryan_Not_Bryan) August 26, 2019
8. Sooooo many friends
— Sahve Saimons (@SahveSays) August 28, 2019
7. Hungry yet?
— M??? (@asecretkitty) August 28, 2019
6. Cannot top this one.
— Gnom Icide (@GnomdePlume) August 5, 2019
5. Live footage.
My kids: *trying to play in the yard for 5 mins*
30-50 feral hogs: pic.twitter.com/B2sUEyRZq4
— Popecaan (@James__Nesbitt) August 5, 2019
4. Seems legit.
sorry boss can’t come in. 30-50 feral hogs came running into my yard again. yeah. about 3-5 mins. where my children play. yeah. see you tomorrow
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) August 5, 2019
3. OMG dying.
30-50 FERAL HOGS IN YOUR AREA
— cool cud (@kamilumin) August 5, 2019
2. The call is coming from inside the house.
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) August 5, 2019
1. idk why so many of these are dating related but it’s hilarious.
? 30-50 Feral Hogs
? Small kids in a yard
— dirk diggler (@TakeForGrantd) August 5, 2019
Be careful what you tweet, friends. You never know what will make you Twitter famous.