Why do we love peering behind the curtain of other people’s relationships so much? Is it because we want to feel better about ourselves? Because we want to know whether or not our own relationships are normal? Just because we like to laugh at jokes we understand as long as it’s not currently happening to us?
It’s probably some combination of all three, but whatever the reason, these 11 relationship tweets are just about as good as it gets.
10. It’s not what he said, but it’s what she heard.
It’s important to realize the disconnect in a marriage. Ha!
My husband just told me he wants a divorce.
Actually his exact words were “I think it would be cool for the whole family to live in an RV and travel the country for a year,” but tomato, to-mah-to
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) June 24, 2020
9. You guys this is funny I don’t care who you are.
Yes, even if you’re male. You know it’s true.
I was getting annoyed that Siri wasn’t understanding what I kept saying, but then I changed it from the man to the woman and now everything is completely better.
— Marriage And Martinis (@MarriageMartini) April 29, 2020
8. There’s no way to hide it.
Oh man, but he knows who he married.
Getting married is easy, staying married when all of your drunken midnight Amazon purchases show up on your husband’s day off is not.
— Maryfairyboberry??♀️ (@maryfairybobrry) June 23, 2020
7. His wife is ready to tackle this new challenge, then.
It’s far harder to educate a grown man than little kids.
i’ve basically been homeschooled since i got married tbh
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 22, 2020
6. There’s no need to finish that sentence.
He could say the same thing about you.
Husband: Does it bother you when I —
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) June 12, 2020
5. This is a very serious consideration.
Because it’s going to happen every single day.
Idk if im ready for marriage man …imagine getting home after a long day and someone starts talking to you????
— v baby. ? (@jaynnedoe) July 3, 2020
4. Oh man I’ve felt this at different times in my life.
Just walk away from that spot, ladies.
men be like “i know a spot” & then take you to rock bottom
— ratatouille (@nussyrox) June 26, 2020
3. It’s everyone’s favorite thing!
But actually it’s everyone’s least favorite thing.
There’s nothing my husband loves more than when I save up all the bad news I’ve been hearing all day and then fling it at him the second he walks through the door.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 11, 2020
2. That’s definitely the look.
Like a deer in the headlights.
Me: Do you remember what today is?
— Jawbreaker (@sixfootcandy) June 27, 2020
1. But here we are, let’s make the best of it.
Lazy people stay married because divorce is a lot of work.
Hallmark needs to come out with some real talk anniversary cards.
I’m needing something that says, "I'm just as surprised as you are that we’re still together.”
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) June 6, 2020
I can’t decide which of these is my favorite; so many of them cracked me up!
Do you have a favorite? Is it because you felt it in your soul? Share with us in the comments!