If you’re going to do something terrible, like cheat on a partner that trusts you, at least be grown enough to apologize and admit you were wrong when you get caught. Accept your consequences, and all of that.
Don’t be like these 13 people, who tried to talk their way out of their bad behavior and ended up seeming like worse people than they were were they got caught.
That takes some kind of talent, believe you me.
13. Good luck finding a girl who wants to do that on the regular.
Because I didn’t want to go bowling. Yes, bowling. ?.
— K•G (@GallegosKylee) December 4, 2019
12. They cant be stopped!
He superliked my bff on tinder (didn’t know she was my friend) and messaged her. Then when I confronted him he said someone hacked him. It was updated to his current location & bio was current. I said how did that happen? Response – “I don’t know how these hackers work Marissa!”
— mar (@xxhappycamper) December 4, 2019
11. Hahaha wait until he finds out we’re all like that after a few months.
i didn’t shave my legs everyday
— kirstin (@kirstinschneid) December 4, 2019
10. He was confused!
girl had the same name AND birthday as me, said she reminded him of me… no sh^t, honey
— Kaitlyn (@kaitlynosborn_) December 4, 2019
9. I find that a bit hard to believe.
“On accident” “without noticing” pic.twitter.com/vAW8z43AoP
— tati (@tatsarce_) December 4, 2019
8. No one is buying what you’re selling.
She “forced him to take her number” and he “only went to the movies with her to tell her he had a gf”
— AliRueFit (@aliruefit) December 4, 2019
7. I want to believe she’s making this up.
he said my head was "too small" in comparison to his and he was worried that he'd always have to stand behind me in pictures???
— celine (@fl0werchildren) December 4, 2019
6. Maybe he should have tried, I don’t know, telling you that?
My ex really told me one time it was because I go to sleep too early
— Dax Trail ? (@daxlovesdoggos) December 5, 2019
5. It’s just science, Abby!
my ex told me he was s^x deprived and scientifically that justified him sleeping around
— Abby Govindan (@abbygov) December 4, 2019
4. Sounds like he was super into the relationship.
My ex told me he had to because it was cold out and I was 45 minutes away
— cameron pellegrino (@camrosep4) December 4, 2019
3. From whom?
“It was a birthday present so it doesn’t count”
— Ryan Ⓥ??? (@ryan_holzerr) December 4, 2019
2. I don’t think she’s laughing.
One of the many times my ex cheated on me, he told me "she has the same name as you, I thought it would be a funny story to tell you later on" it was indeed NOT a funny story.
— typh (@tiffanigypsy) December 4, 2019
1. He doesn’t even know where she keeps it.
The vacuum gave him a hickey while I was on vacation. Never saw that boy vacuum in his whole damn life.
— Ellie (@EllieGrooms) December 5, 2019
Some folks do not deserve happiness, I swear.
Have you ever heard an awful excuse like these? If so, I’m sorry – but you can get it off your chest in the comments!
Do it! It’ll make you feel better.