There have been some truly iconic tweets over the years, but here’s the thing – the people of Twitter just keep bringing it day after day, week after week, month after month and… well, year after year.
So as long as they do, we’ll keep rounding up the best and the brightest and putting them all in one fun list!
Well, in many fun lists. Because we’ve only got 11 here. These are definitely GREAT, but there’s A LOT more out there, right?
Okay, let’s go!
11. That kid is going places.
He’s living in a toy van down by the stream!
— Cane (@Caneisthename) November 1, 2019
10. Otherwise we’re just really not interested.
Bill! Your boy has some knowledge he wants to drop on you!
bill gates hit me up if you need any tips on how to live on less than seven billion dollars my good bitch
— ??? (@ka_waltz) November 7, 2019
9. There’s a life lesson in there somewhere.
Poor Hitchbot… *sniff*
Nothing makes me laugh as consistently as remembering the story of Hitchbot, the hitchhiking robot that made it all the way across Canada and tried to do the same in the USA but was immediately beaten to death in Philadelphia pic.twitter.com/MIAlEK26cM
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) November 7, 2019
8. They haven’t attacked because they feel like it’s just not a fair fight.
I am, after all, the most depressed person you’ve ever met.
WHAT THE DEMON UNDER MY BED SEE AT NIGHT ? pic.twitter.com/PVbaX6jgup
— Tyree Smitty Smith (@kingsmitty219) October 23, 2019
7. This is a more than fair point.
And they ask me every single time.
I fucking hate grocery store check out screens asking me if I want to donate $20 to end child hunger or whatever. You’re a $10 billion corporation. I’m using a coupon to get 50 cents off a bag of potatos. Why don’t YOU donate $20 to end child hunger
— Rebecca "Wear a Fucking Mask" Watson (@rebeccawatson) November 3, 2019
6. This just about kilt me dead.
organic toilet paper has gotten a bit too organic imo pic.twitter.com/igvCLzvi9I
— #1 samir (@samir) November 7, 2019
5. Sometimes group chats just don’t go the way you expect.
I’m still laughing at this…
so I was accidentally placed in a group chat with these ladies…and I’m sorry barb… LMAO pic.twitter.com/y50Ke0JoVh
— black mamba (@cyberc00tie) October 31, 2019
4. She’s cancelled.
Oh… poor Mona.
They found her old tweets pic.twitter.com/7eJZRKO8JK
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) November 6, 2019
3. It’s enough just to imagine the results, really.
But that is TRULY amazing.
When I'm bored I go around putting
these stickers on paper towel
— Sofia Paredes (@SofiaParedes79) November 4, 2019
2. You gotta walk away on a high note.
Divorce lawyers are the wrost.
met this divorce lawyer in passing one time and we got to talking about life & writing and he said he wrote a script once in his 20s. i asked what happened w it and he says “they made it actually. it was called Juwanna Mann.” guy wrote Juwanna Mann & then just moved on w his life
— conor tripler (@conor_tripler) November 6, 2019
1. Yes numbers should just be able to live their lives.
More rights for numbers. And lefts!
I don’t care for math. if a number wants to get different that’s none of my business
— ??? (@ka_waltz) November 2, 2019
One day I plan to be on one of these… but not one I write myself. Promise.
Do you have a favorite tweet of the week? Or the month? Of the year?
Share it with us below! Or just write something funny.
Don’t worry… we’ll wait.