If you’ve been in an Uber, and I’m assuming most of you have at this point, then you know those rides can be any combination of weird, funny, ridiculous, and insane.

Some of these experiences are quite memorable, some are annoying, and some are downright bizarre. But all of them are absolutely hilarious… when other people tweet about them. Yes, just as long as it’s not YOU feeling those feelings and having to deal with the weirdness up close and personal.

I have a feeling that these tweets about Uber rides will look familiar.

(Important note: btw, if you’re reading this and are thinking, “But I only use Lyft!” …come on… get over yourself. Can’t you just enjoy one nice thing today? Please? Thx.)

1. I’m over here!

2. Now it’s time to figure out what a Civic looks like…


3. Do I look okay?


4. Sounds like a plan.

5. A real chatterbox.

6. Silence is golden.


7. Drink everything in sight.


8. It’s even worse if you’ve been drinking…


9. That’s me in the middle of the road.


10. I’m sure the driver is thrilled.

11. I’ve definitely done this before.

12. Completely lost.

13. I see what you did there!

14. Come on, all the way in…

Have you had any strange or especially eventful Uber rides lately? (And if you’ve had similar experiences in a Lyft… just let us know about this too. As we said before, they count. We all know they count.)

So tell us all about it in the comments! We love to hear about all of your stories!