Amazing! All of these are so amazing!
So why IN THE HELL haven’t I seen any of these things in my hands ever? Because they are too amazing to have not been purchased by me at some point.
What’s going on world? I want answers!!
Until then… be as amazed as I was…
1. A hot sauce bottle with spice level adjustment!?
2. Chicken and fries on TOP of your drink!?!
3. A blind date with a book?!?!?!
4. This yogurt lid can be a spoon too?!? With directions?!?!?!?
5. Clanky security tag on doggo’s collar so you always know where dat dog is!!!
6. Vertical chessboard?!?! WUT?!?!
7. A lockable charging station!?!?! WTFGFG!?!??!
8. This guy used a newspaper and origamed the F out of it to hold his phone!!!!
9. A cream cheese pouch!?!?
10. This scoop! It won’t fall into your protein powder!!! You guys!!!!!
11. An eco-friendly approach to doggie bags!!!!
12. Milk on tap like it’s damn beer!?!?!
Pure. Absolute. Genius.