Has the denim industry gone too far?!?! The answer is yes – denim panties now exist. Jean panties. Janties? Yeah, let’s go with janties.
The janties are from the brand Ssense’s new collection, Denim Five Ways. They look like a denim diaper, except that they are intended for adult women to wear.
Photo Credit: Ssense
Is it underwear? Is it shorts? IT’S BOTH, says the company. Janties can be worn either under or over your pants. They also cost $315, so…yeah. Here we are.
People on social media are very confused and upset about the denim panties situation. They must be so uncomfortable! The chafing! 🙁 🙁 🙁
HOW do i feel about $300 denim panties, you ask? well i’ll tell you how i feel. utterly and thoroughly chafed pic.twitter.com/YYQ9v5dZ6b
— Safiya Nygaard (@safiyajn) March 29, 2019
Seriously, these things can’t possibly be good for your vajeana (haha get it?).
For that instant yeast infection…
— AmandaWaltzCP (@AWaltzCP) March 29, 2019
And also, when and where would you wear janties?!?! I can’t think of a single appropriate time.
To what occasion can you actually wear denim panties??? pic.twitter.com/Qb0u0Bn7ai
— lil power move (@DopeLifeOfTot) March 26, 2019
Although at least one person is kinda into it.
[arriving in hell]
me: i didn't know i'd have to wear what i died in forever
satan: where did you even find denim underwear
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) March 30, 2019
And others have pointed out that CERTAIN celebrities will probably actually wear these, ahem.
I would prob take a bet that a Kardashian/Jenner would wear them or someone in that crowd looking for attention. I just don’t understand why. Jeans are fancy going out pants lol yoga pants or leggings for me and cotton panties or none ?
— Kista G-S (@KisStew) March 27, 2019
For better or worse, this is the world that we live in now. A world where janties exist, somewhere in a warehouse, waiting to be shipped to Kendall Jenner.
Carpe denim
— quitedo (@q1t3d0) March 29, 2019
At least jean panties make for a lot of good puns.
BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!
The janties are SOLD OUT.
The internet is mocking 'janties' but the company that made them gets the last laugh. https://t.co/foFvzfZ5J7 pic.twitter.com/e2SHmMJfPE
— someecards (@someecards) April 3, 2019
What. Is. This. Life.