Has the denim industry gone too far?!?! The answer is yes – denim panties now exist. Jean panties. Janties? Yeah, let’s go with janties.

The janties are from the brand Ssense’s new collection, Denim Five Ways. They look like a denim diaper, except that they are intended for adult women to wear.

Photo Credit: Ssense

Is it underwear? Is it shorts? IT’S BOTH, says the company. Janties can be worn either under or over your pants. They also cost $315, so…yeah. Here we are.

People on social media are very confused and upset about the denim panties situation. They must be so uncomfortable! The chafing! πŸ™ πŸ™ πŸ™


Seriously, these things can’t possibly be good for your vajeana (haha get it?).

And also, when and where would you wear janties?!?! I can’t think of a single appropriate time.

Although at least one person is kinda into it.

And others have pointed out that CERTAIN celebrities will probably actually wear these, ahem.

For better or worse, this is the world that we live in now. A world where janties exist, somewhere in a warehouse, waiting to be shipped to Kendall Jenner.


At least jean panties make for a lot of good puns.


The janties are SOLD OUT.

What. Is. This. Life.