We all have those days, when we’re tired or stressed or distracted, that speaking and writing even our native language can be a rough task.

And hey, be happy your actual job is’t writing, because those days are extra extra for me!

Here are 13 people who just cannot with English today, and we’re all the ones who benefit.

13. It was a solid attempt.

7 out of 10. Better luck next time.

My friend and her inventive spelling. She’s a goldmine for this stuff
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12. Yeahhhh it’s not Arabic, my friend.

That is an interesting thought. Allah’s cart… which contains all those OTHER things.

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11. Yes that’s it exactly.

But… you can also be horny for Halloween.

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10. A late night burning question.

Waf The Fles?

Leggo my eggo
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9. I mean, it’s KIND of a liquid zoo.

In fact… THAT is MUCH better.

Liquid zoo
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8. You mean…bread?

I’m gonna raw dog that toast so much tonight!

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7. “Teeth man” more accurately describes the horror.

ALL the teeth… man.

Pararara Pararara TeethMan
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6. We’re all waiting patiently.

Are you okay Glinda? You can have more time. No worries.

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5. You know what she means!

Srsly… i ned dem masehmolowa rit newn!

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4. idk you may want to rethink that.

“No, I’m pretty sure it’s a Pedestrian.”

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3. The picture is the best part.


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2. Well, that’s just about the best.

Another name for a fork is Stabby Grabby. You’re welcome.

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1. I mean we all guessed it straight away.

Pizza is delicious, even if it’s Pester.

My favourite… triangle food with topping.
byu/ben_games inihadastroke

I’m dying – mostly because this time it’s not me! And I am so damn thankful for that!

What’s your funniest story like this? I know you have one!

Share it in the comments, you dumb bitches! 😉