Tinder is a weird place. Spending any amount of time on there, you’d be hard pressed to know if profiles were set up in an attempt to attract people or just meme really hard.
Either way, they often make for great screenshots, and those get shared with the world, and you’re part of the world, so today we’re sharing them with you.
Enjoy these 45 Tinder profiles that are just trying to make their way in this life.
45. An angel
Lookin’ pretty good for someone who is probably both in severe pain and heavily drugged.
Spotted an angel from Tinder
44. I smell a rat
“Report rat” is what I’ve been trying to do for months but my landlord never responds.
43. Call it in
I super liked her, just for that awesome bio. from Tinder
42. See the sights
Hey man, it’s a tough job. It would scare the crap outta me.
Changed my age range just for fun and the first profile is… from Tinder
41. Under the sea
This is why gas prices are always so high.
Saw this on tinder today, unfortunately we didnt match from Tinder
40. Heat me up
And she’s a stage manager apparently for that extremely depressing musical, so the work convos should be fun.
Glad to see humor isn’t dead from Tinder
39. Blood in the water
We were so busy wondering if we could we forgot to ask if we should.
38. Gotta jet
Yeah, that seems fair enough.
Best bio I’ve seen in a while; WestJet is the airline from Tinder
37. Basic anatomy
Hey, it’s a start.
36. Benjamin Button syndrome
I never actually saw the movie, is that how it ends?
Seems like a good plan from Tinder
35. Throwing shade
Well, he’s got ya there.
34. Mono e monopoly
Are we absolutely SURE that’s not code for something?
Sorry, what? from Tinder
Jesus take the wheel. Not hers though, please.
32. Mama Mia
Here she goes again.
Sounds like she already has everything planned out from Tinder
31. Cries for help
It’s these experiences that mold us into who we are.
A rough experience, I must admit. from Tinder
30. The year 2080
Now that’s just brilliant.
29. Bare the truth
28. When life gives you lemons
Get angry, because you definitely didn’t order them.
27. Insightful questions
What was the name of your third grade teacher? What’s a nice, memorable 4-digit code?
26. Diabetic Father
Well you won’t have to look too far for that.
She doesn’t speak English and I’m 90% sure that last line is a google translation of sugar daddy and I can’t stop laughing from Tinder
25. Movin’ out
There’d better be pizza and beer at the end of this.
24. Wish me luck
He’s gonna be the very best, like no one ever was.
Figured I gotta get over my fear of girls somehow. Wish me luck :))) from Tinder
23. Worlds apart
Can you even hear us from way up there?
Tragedy of Tinder from Tinder
22. Specific reasons
That’s one way to save some cash, I guess.
Had me in the first half, not gonna lie from Tinder
Step one is admitting you have a profile.
20. A solid
I’m not sure if my desire to help out would outweigh my desire not to get involved in a family mess.
19. The perfect date
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Just promise the perfect date, and watch the matches roll in from Tinder
18. Flat out wrong
She ded but she still cultured.
17. Getting trashed
Thought this was a picture of me and got confused for a minute.
16. Walk the walk
Hey, whatever kills a Wednesday afternoon.
15. Get out of my swamp
Like an onion, this profile has layers.
14. Dog days
He has sunglasses, I love him.
Lean into it. from Tinder
13. Amen, aman
But seriously though this is a dating app.
She just kills it! from Tinder
12. Don’t trash it
The perfect blend of messages to send.
Earth friendly from Tinder
11. The beneficiary
Hey it’s tough out there, we’ve got really bad public policies.
What a wild ride this profile is.
I swiped right from Tinder
9. Spell it out
You’re gonna love all my bits.
Easily the most legendary bio I’ve come across. from Tinder
8. Take a tip from me
The final hour approacheth.
7. Despite all my rage…
I have still got my gran in a cage.
6. Sick burn
Honestly though, stay away.
One of the best Covid related lines I’ve seen so far! from Tinder
5. Hope and grace
There’s SO much going on here but the thing I can’t stop staring at is that this girl’s job is listed as TikToker.
That’s a common thing now, huh? I am old af.
4. Low key
No pressure, just make a decision right this second.
I swiped right, for the lols and your entertainment, now I’ve matched… awkward. from Tinder
3. It’s in the stars
Babe it’s not my fault, you know I’m a vibra.
2. For your health
She makes a great point.
She’s not wrong from Tinder
1. What a deal!
What’s it gonna take to seal this deal today?
Best of luck, dating searchers.
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