Yes, you’ll be nodding your head to these and saying, “Yep, yep, me, me, me.”
Multiple times. Guaranteed.
12. Uh oh…
when ur watching a true crime doc and the suspicious husband/bf/so says “i love my wife and i would never do anything to hurt her” pic.twitter.com/TB9PBod1s3
— nerb (@bren_palmer) March 27, 2018
11. We’re all experts, naturally…
Forensic files narrator: and he left his finger prints on the door knob…
Me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute f*cking idiot
— Patrick Stevens (@killingfloor96) August 8, 2017
10. Sleep isn’t THAT important. We’re more vulnerable to murder.
My favorite past times include watching true crime documentaries, listening to My Favorite Murder podcasts, reading reddit threads of creepy stories, and then wondering why I can’t fall asleep at night
— Shae ? (@shae_thompson_) March 6, 2018
9. “If you love these, you’ll love me.”
Not to jump the gun or anything but I watch true crime documentaries on the first date.
— Parasite Hilton (@ParasiteHilton) March 6, 2018
8. $1 dollar per hour!
If I got paid for watching true crime documentaries I'd be a millionaire.
— Sardonic Tart (@SardonicTart) October 18, 2018
7. They are legit bad.
Dear TV show reenactments of real life crimes – the actors you hire are ridiculous & I'm laughing during this murder & that's f*cked up
— Ridin' Dirty (@Doctomom) October 24, 2013
6. Well, what else would we do?!?
I've watched so many murder shows that now every time I'm in a parking lot I get fully prepared to fight off a kidnapper
— Ginger Spice (@angdebiase) June 7, 2016
5. Hey, life happens when it happens…
when u want new episodes of forensic files but then u realize the only way thats able to happen pic.twitter.com/t46brJl2cY
— arbys fan account (@rinkus_dinkus) March 19, 2018
Me: *has anxiety about being home alone & someone breaking in*
Also me: *records a true crime series about people who are murdered in their homes when they're alone*
Why am I like this? ?
— ~Whit✨ (@Starwinxie) December 28, 2017
3. Never, ever, ever, ever…
Murder shows teach me one thing. Watch out for people who own a lake house.
— bec. (@becsrcoleman) September 12, 2014
2. Well, we’re not psychopaths!!
*stays up all night watching true crime murder mysteries on tv*
*can't come up with a good alibi why I'm late for work*
— Idle (@Mindless4Miles) January 7, 2016
1. Yeah, it’s a thing…
I watch true crime documentaries the way some men watch football – with a mouth full of food, shouting unsolicited advice at the screen
— Project Thalia (@ProjectThalia) October 12, 2018
Come on kids! Let’s all watch ALL the true crime things.
For science. Yeah… science.
But seriously, what tweets nail you to the wall? Let us know in the comments!