A teacher in New York City named Alyssa Cowit is doing God’s work. And by that, I mean that she’s collecting hilarious things that kids say at school when their parents aren’t around and sharing them with the world.

Her Instagram page Live From Snack Time! is chock-full of these hilarious quotes that could only come from the mouths of wacky, creative kids.

Enjoy!

1. That’s what we all want.

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Who are you touching hot cookies with this weekend? Tag ‘em! ? (submitted anonymously) #FridayFeeling

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2. The best pick-up line of all time.

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Steve’s a charmer! ?? – (submitted by: @kmsanfelice) #quotestoliveby

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3. I’ve heard this one before.

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THIS IS A WHOLE (FOOD) MOOD.

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4. I feel this deep in my soul.

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Sundae fundae ? (submitted anonymously) #icecream #sundayscaries

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5. Every boy’s dream.

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Back to the Future 4 plot confirmed ? (submitted by: @marieclaire78) #wednesdaywisdom

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6. That’s kind of brilliant.

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Great question David! (submitted by: @rachelhellman85 / Maryland)

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7. It never ends…

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A+ logic if you ask me! #sundayscaries (Submitted anonymously / Pakistan)

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8. All by myself.

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? (submitted anonymously)

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9. Non-stop talking.

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Tag the Harper in your life. ? (submitted by: @julre04 / Sewell, NJ) #fridayfeeling

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10. Do not disturb.

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This is what I mean 99% of the time ? (submitted anonymously) #quotestoliveby

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11. I like this one.

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I love being called ‘milk’ after a long day ?? #sundayfunday (submitted anonymously)

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12. Words of wisdom.

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OBVIOUSLY! ? (submitted anonymously / Geneva, NY) #catsofinstagram

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13. This could be a t-shirt.

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Tag someone who should hear this ? #wednesdaywisdom

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14. What’s his name again?

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Too many Scooby snacks. ? #Halloween (submitted by: @__tellnicole)

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15. The cat whisperer.

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It’s #NationalCatDay and this applies to most of us. ? – (submitted anonymously)

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Kids today! I’ll tell ya! Funny stuff!

Check out the Live From Snack Time‘s website for more info!

And let us know your favorite quote in the comments!