You love your mom? Yeah? Do you really?!?
Well then, David DeWeil has a question for you…
Oh you love your mom? Name three of her albums
— David DeWeil (@daviddeweil) May 13, 2017
Oh sh^t… you didn’t expect that, did you? Can you name even one album she likes?
Well, these people can’t either, so they got creative and made fun of their moms instead.
It’s just how Twitter does it.
Can You Help Me With The VCR (1999)
Can You Help Me With The DVD Player (2006)
Can You Help Me With My Phone (2013) https://t.co/agetJks3nU
— Almaqah (@_Almaqah) May 14, 2017
I’ve heard these songs before…
1. When I’m dead you’ll realize
2. You couldn’t wash the dishes
3. There’s food at home https://t.co/Ec2cttU2B2
— Shafeeq (@Y2SHAF) May 14, 2017
Wow, this mom is harsh AF!
1. Only One That Does Anything Around Here
2. I’ll Give You Something To Cry About ft Dad
3 Did You Take Out The Chicken (Coming Home Remix) https://t.co/sQsoaUCB6Y
— Up Top Hoss (@amadeusfletch) May 14, 2017
1. I Love You
2. Boy, You Better Pick That Up (the double LP)
3. In The Name of Jesus!
— Jeffrey L. Wilson (@jeffreylwilson) May 14, 2017
All these threats!
1. There’s food at home
2. I’m not one of your little friends (went 3x platinum)
3. I’ll give you something to cry about https://t.co/taJEU5jCmS
— d (@drnzy) May 14, 2017
1. I’m Not 1 of Your Little Friends
2. Don’t Be Slamming Doors In My House
3. I Look Like Boo Boo The Fool To You? ft.Go Get My Belt
— J.I.M.B.R.O.W.S.K.I. (@PeaceAndCheese) May 14, 2017
A single for the ages…
My moms was a one hit wonder ~~> 1. “I’m Not Takin Care of NO Babies
— Ace of Spades (@Gentlewoman40) May 14, 2017
You better teach yourself!
1) Now You’ll Know Better(Hot Stove remix)
2) Now Nobody Gets It
3) Those Better Not Be My Good Scissors.
— We Have Your Language (@IndigenousXca) May 14, 2017
Just cat mom things…
1) ‘Were you raised in a barn?’
2) ‘Who’s ‘she’, the cat’s mother?’
3) GARBLED NAMES OF ALL HER CHILDREN, HER HUSBAND AND THE CAT (remix)
— Christina McDermott-McGarrigle (@ChristinaMcMc) May 14, 2017
Do you know how is in charge?!
1) Did you take the meat out?
2) Go (Before I Change my Mind)
Interlude (3 minute voicemail)
3) Who all Pays Bills Here?
— Hand of the Queen. (@ASamantha) May 14, 2017
Jesus is making a comeback…
1) As Long As You’re in My House
2) Better Hope Jesus Don’t Come Back Tonight While You’re Out With Your Friends
3) Do You Know Jesus
— Two bo*bs Johnson (@mwdominicana) May 14, 2017
1. Don’t ask for anything in this store.
2. Don’t touch anything in this store.
3. You’re not getting anything in this store.
— IsaDora_Milaje (@GeauxEllessyoo) May 14, 2017
Yep, all the classics! ? ? ? ?