Somewhere along the line, Disney went from “that company that makes the princess movies” to “that gargantuan mega-corporation who owns the concept of entertainment.”

Honestly, where does it stop?

Twitter user @TriptonicSounds wrote out his idea of the timeline of some sort of Disney dystopian (Dis-topian?) novel and it is spellbinding. Gaze into the future of our corporate world, if you dare.

Prologue: a brief history of the world…

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Chapter 1: The near future… which could still happen

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Chapter 2: Resistance! But will they be able to resist?

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Chapter 3: I’d follow Baby Yoda to the ends of the earth

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Chapter 4: Espionage! Warner Bros is going down!

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Chapter 5: We are the law. Microsoft is going down.

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Chapter 6: Total monopoly. Bye Google!

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Chapter 7: Scapegoats! Black markets! Oh my!

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Chapter 8: No small parts. Just grown actors.

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Chapter 9: La Resistance Lives On!

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Chapter 10: Wanted Men

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Chapter 11: To Infinity and Beyond

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Chapter 12: Mars Needs Moms? More like Mars needs more ride passes.

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Chapter 13: Mickey and Pluto going to get Trey and Matt

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Chapter 14: Wolverine for President!

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Welp. That was quite a ride into a crazy, parallel universe. I need to go rock back and forth in the shower for a while.

Will you welcome our new Disney overlords?

Let us know in the comments.