There are hundreds of thousands of people tweeting on a daily basis, so how can you be sure that you’re seeing all the best, brightest, funniest, most relevant content on the site?

You can’t – at least not alone. So, please enjoy this totally curated list of 18 tweets we really think you’d be sorry you missed!

18. Man that’s one judgy phone.

https://twitter.com/aIonefeels/status/1212148930147966977

17. It’s probably wrong how hard I just laughed.

https://twitter.com/TrevWall/status/1211535620721401856

16. Never forget.

https://twitter.com/TheRealEra_/status/1211746807937720320

15. Not the best way to start the day, for sure.

https://twitter.com/_migkel_/status/1210990884658929664

14. Know your dough.

13. It’s definitely best to keep your expectations low.

https://twitter.com/ShawtyRiri/status/1212438657992417280

12. No word on how or when.

https://twitter.com/DIORtweets/status/1212245405301399552

11. I want one so badly.

https://twitter.com/niickism/status/1211415464863133696

10. I predict the teen years are going to be rough for you.

https://twitter.com/gabygpena/status/1210970437242490881

9. Talk about a good description.

https://twitter.com/itsnisrin/status/1211363703830011905

8. Just remember, they carry Ebola. And syphilis. And AIDS.

https://twitter.com/ellieethomas8/status/1212505021297901569

7. We will not be fooled by the bright lights.

6. Or any time there are emergency vehicles in your neighborhood.

https://twitter.com/HeLuvsLi_/status/1210826228929716224

5. It pretty much is.

4. I mean, he has a point.

https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang/status/1211423035103875072

3. What’s the fun in that, though?

2. Well if that isn’t the most adorable thing.

1. You’re going to need some powerful suspension of disbelief.

I hope you liked these as much as we hoped you would!

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