There are hundreds of thousands of people tweeting on a daily basis, so how can you be sure that you’re seeing all the best, brightest, funniest, most relevant content on the site?

You can’t – at least not alone. So, please enjoy this totally curated list of 18 tweets we really think you’d be sorry you missed!

18. Man that’s one judgy phone.

17. It’s probably wrong how hard I just laughed.

16. Never forget.

15. Not the best way to start the day, for sure.

14. Know your dough.

13. It’s definitely best to keep your expectations low.

12. No word on how or when.

11. I want one so badly.

10. I predict the teen years are going to be rough for you.

9. Talk about a good description.

8. Just remember, they carry Ebola. And syphilis. And AIDS.

7. We will not be fooled by the bright lights.

6. Or any time there are emergency vehicles in your neighborhood.

5. It pretty much is.

4. I mean, he has a point.

3. What’s the fun in that, though?

2. Well if that isn’t the most adorable thing.

1. You’re going to need some powerful suspension of disbelief.

I hope you liked these as much as we hoped you would!

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