Twitter was pretty much invented for people to dunk on each other. Sometimes that’s mean spirited and gross, sometimes it’s just clever and funny.
This collection features more of the latter, and it’s pretty great. Nothing like watching two strangers on the internet go head to head, because when they do battle, we win.
Here are 10 times when Twitter clap backs were just too good to ignore.
10. Signed, sealed, delivered
If you’re not from the UK, you should probably know that “club” in this context means “team.”
Bit rich coming from a club that hasn't delivered since 1992… https://t.co/v2R2fLhcNq
— Pizza Hut UK (@pizzahutuk) January 17, 2019
9. Mirror, mirror, on the wall
We’re gonna need some salve for this burn.
https://twitter.com/____khalida____/status/1136710989821427712
8. Cry, cry again
This one is a double slam.
https://twitter.com/sahaj_amatya/status/1222026507616489472
No doubt tears of joy.
— Dr. Roger 😷 Freedman 🇺🇦 🥑 (@RogerFreedman) January 28, 2020
7. “Buddy”
Another solid back-to-back featuring my favorite music YouTuber.
that’s okay buddy
— Seth Everman (@SethEverman) May 3, 2020
quiet gramps i could use your head as a mirror
— Carson (@CallMeCarsonYT) May 3, 2020
6. Damn James!
That is some cold a** sh**!
Image Credit: Cheezburger
5. Elon-gate
Elon Musk is either the smartest dumb guy or the dumbest smart guy.
FREE AMERICA NOW
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) April 29, 2020
https://twitter.com/4everNeverTrump/status/1255510482980610048
4. Alright then, keep your secrets
A weirdly heartwarming tale of backward pwnage?
It’s okay. Some nerd will give you a job.
— CryptKeeper (@ADChandra) January 3, 2018
Of course. We never gain a thing by withholding knowledge from others. Where do you want to start?
— CryptKeeper (@ADChandra) January 3, 2018
I was going to be a dick but this was such a sincere response so I feel bad now, have you made any money in the crypto game?
— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 3, 2018
3. This one is a banger…
Look down. That’s the answer.
Photo Credit: Cheezburger
2. Well, that is some cold a** sh**!
I mean… DAMN! Shots fired and they all hit their mark.
Photo Credit: Cheezburger
1. Fresh never frozen burns
Give it up for the original Queen of the branded clap backs.
Not really afraid of the burgers from a place that decided pancakes were too hard.
— Wendy’s (@Wendys) June 11, 2018
What fun. Almost makes you want to get on Twitter and just find somebody to shoot a snappy response to. Careful who you get into it with, though. If they outwit you, it will live on the internet f o r e v e r.
What’s your favorite comeback/clap back?
Put it in the comments.