That Lazy F**k ‘Grandpa Joe’ from Willy Wonka Is Getting Savaged and It’s About Damn Time

So, we all know who Grandpa Joe is, right? He’s that lazy POS character from the 1971 classic film Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory, who just decided that hanging out in bed all day for OVER 20 YEARS was totally cool even though his family was dirt fucking poor and all they did was eat cabbage soup. Yeah, that’s not lost on those...

Keanu Reeves Gave the Perfect Answer to THE Question About Death and We Are Officially Shook

If anybody can unite the world right now, it’s clearly Keanu Reeves. Yes, even though he’s currently playing the world’s deadliest assassin, the actor’s real demeanor is as gentle as a teddy bear… with the wit and philosophy of the Dalai Lama. Here Stephen Colbert asks Keanu about what happens after we die. Keanu...

“Babies Are Problematic” – A Hilarious Thread That Savages Babies Without Consequence or Care

You know what’s funny? Making fun of babies. Why? Because a) they don’t even know what jokes are, b) their feelings can’t get hurt by these jokes and c) they’re powerless to stop us. So, in the spirit of completely roasting defenseless tots, we give you this epic thread by Twitter user @ARTSHL3Y. The culprits in...

An Uber Horror Story You Won’t Forget: “He said he was going to take me to a hotel”

If you’ve ever taken a ride sharing service like Uber, you’re bound to have complaints. A driver not showing up or being rude or even playing their music too loud… all this stuff is annoying, but it’s no different than a taxi. And at least you can complain directly through the app instead of having to call up and try and...

People Are Screaming Into Pots, Closing the Lid and Seeing If Their Voice Echoes

First off… NO this isn’t real. BUT it is really funny. #PotChallenge started off on Snapchat… EVERYONE TRY IT! pic.twitter.com/pdowcby6jx — Kev January 12, 2018 …in January 2018. Yeah, that video was posted a while ago. But the internet works in wonderful and mysterious ways. So now we have a bunch of imitations to...

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“Unicorn Armpit Hair” Is a Beauty Trend Now and We Need to Pay Attention

Official Rainbow Girl started this amazing trend back in 2016 with this tutorial on how to get that armpit hair looking rainbowlicious! And really, who are we to disagree with somebody named “Official Rainbow Girl”? I mean, she’s official THE Rainbow Girl, so we have to trust her. Well, it’s 2019 and the rainbow armpit...

Can You Name A Single Thing In This Photo? We Dare You.

There are some pictures you just can unsee, and I think we’ve finally found one we can all agree is one of the most puzzling, unseeable visions that has ever caught our gaze. Seriously… LOOK AT ALL OF THIS! Name one thing in this photo pic.twitter.com/zgyE9rL2XP — dumbass ass idiot 𓅩 April 23, 2019 Are those boxes? Bags?...

This 34-Year-Old Secret About a Guy’s Family Dog Will Blow Your Mind

Twitter user Matt Frost recently found out about a secret involving the family dog, Murdoch, that rock his world. And yes, he thankfully shared it with the rest of the world. Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, because you’re about to go on a wild ride 34 years in the making! It starts simply enough… Oh, a puppy! I’m...

Guy Shares New Parents’ List of Meal Requests on NextDoor App and It Is Bonkers

So when people have their first kid, they can use help. Actually, a LOT of help. It’s an overwhelming, 24/7 job that usually makes people put aside their pride and reach out for any assistance they can get. And one of the easiest things they can get is food. And lots of it. It’s often called a “meal train” and it’s so...

The Amazing, Awesome True Story of an Airport Employee Who Helped Two People Find True Love

So, this is not your typical love story, but it is absolutely and completely heartwarming and EVERYBODY needs this kind of hope in their lives. Seriously, if you don’t feel something after you read this, take your pulse because you might be dead. It starts with Donya, an airline employee, who shared this unlikely and beautiful...

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