Tumblr is a place where anything can happen. Well…within reason. It can’t grant wishes or make you money or provide a halfway decent ending to the Game of Thrones TV series. So I guess by “Anything can happen,” I mean “Anything can be written and it will likely be very funny.” That’s not as pithy, but it is more accurate.
Enjoy these ten wonderful examples of all the anything that’s happening on Tumblr these days.
10. Lord of the ring tones
I’m gonna roll for initiative to answer.
9. The great migration
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE PAST.
8. The art of ghost writing
Look out for my new book: Man Door Hand Hook Car Door.
7. We can be happy underground
“We are the resistance. We will not be intimidated. We will not be stopped. We will be screening Trolls World Tour this Friday at 8:00.”
6. Soup’s on
Who are you gonna believe? Me, or Big Laws of Physics?
5. Shoe, don’t bother me
If politics have taught me anything, you just keep denying until people are sick of hearing about it and you’ll be fine.
4. The bother with billions
This is a longer read but it’s well worth the time.
3. Major traffic
The new normal is horrible and hilarious.
https://bygodstillam.tumblr.com/post/614681488475242496/thats-adorable-and-very-funny-and-oh-god-were
2. When ball is afterlife
I’d love to be possessed by the spirit of anyone who knew how to carry on a normal conversation, personally.
https://starfleetrambo.tumblr.com/post/169585468808/a-few-days-ago-i-was-walkin-past-a-basketball
1. Happy little drinks
Can you imagine getting lit with Bob Ross? Legendary.
Such a wide variety of topics explored so very strangely. Never change, Tumblr.
What’s your favorite kind of stuff to find on this weird website?
Tell us in the comments.