Twitter sure is a popular place. The number one most retweeted tweet of all time was by Yusaku Maezawa, a Japanese billionaire. I wish I could tell you that it was some enormously funny or stunningly inspirational quote, or maybe some monumental announcement that would shape human history, but I can’t. First because I don’t speak Japanese and second because from what I can tell, it’s just a “retweet this for a chance to win money” thing. Over 4 million people gave it a try. I wonder how many of them got their cash?

The tweets on this list may not have achieved that particular level of notoriety – yet – but they’re still pretty good nonetheless. Enjoy these 10 random tweets you can share for the lulz.

10. Neutral evil

I hope he doesn’t come up short.

9. Spine tingling

Birds are horror shows and we’ve let them get away with their nonsense for long enough.

8. Preventative medicine

The number of adults who don’t understand cause and effect is astonishing.

7. Around the block

Oh look, it’s a super accurate downer.

6. The candy, man

Well, that’s sweet of you.

5. Unreal estate

Methinks it doth protest too much.

4. Humor me

May your soulmate have a matching radial blur.

3. Dad bods

This is the followup to Cool Runnings that the world needs.

2. Same boat

There are fish in the sea, but you’re at home.

1. Memory allocation

You gotta make room for the important things in life.

I don’t think you’re likely to win any money retweeting those, but you might earn friends by showing off your impeccable taste for content, so that’s something.

What tweet would you like to see in the Twitter hall of fame?

Tell us in the comments.