I’m gonna take a controversial stand right here and now. I think Tumblr is a fun place full of fun people saying fun stuff.
THERE, I SAID IT.
Please, there is no need to commend me for my bravery, nor hoist me upon your shoulders as some truth-speaking god. I am just a man. A man courageous enough to speak his convictions, and stare unblinking into the resistance that follows.
And now that all of that is out in the open, I’d like to share with you a few of the reasons I hold this bold stance.
10. Wizarding world
The greatest curse is our own dumbness.
9. Pwn home
I can just picture their beloved pet mouse and keyboard.
8. Internet inception
And here we are…sharing it with you…
7. Spooky boutique
Reality is far scarier than any Goosebumps tale.
6. History repeats itself
No one wanted to know who I was until I put on the mask.
5. Economic ritual
Some of you may die, but that’s a risk I’m willing to take.
4. Soft questions
I’m with you, grosstling, those people are sociopaths.
3. Get it twisted
Age ain’t nothing but a horror show.
These songs were too big to fail.
1. Absolute unit
This is why I’d be carrying a white flag everywhere I went.
Having seen the evidence for yourself, do you now agree with me that Tumblr is, in fact, fun? It’s OK to admit it. You’re safe here. Together, we will usher in the revolution.
What’s your favorite thing about Tumblr?
Tell us in the comments.