There’s way too much going on on Twitter every day to keep with it all, and you’re busy with your real life anyway.
But never fear, we’ve got a digest of some of the recent Twitter highlights you can scroll through real quick and get back to your day, maybe feeling a little lighter for the pick-me-up!
It’s just 12 of the twizzles (aka tweets) to make ya smizzle (aka smiling) this wizzle (aka week).
Okay, yeah… I don’t know what I’m doing.
Let’s just look at tweets. I mean twizzles.
12. Dat face
This dog is more handsome than me and I don’t appreciate it.
He really ate me tf up in this picture. pic.twitter.com/a6xEJq689d
— The God Tongue (@aprettyPR) July 18, 2020
11. Get a leg up
Hey no judgement, I can’t do that.
Beyoncé: See me up in the club with fifty-eleven girls
— Tonio ♕ (@DivineTonio) July 18, 2020
This app is the ultimate punishment for our sins.
What would you do in this situation? pic.twitter.com/swD3Dxxpgp
— CameoFails (@CameoFails) July 19, 2020
9. Picture perfect
The extra time you clearly have on your hands will be greatly rewarded.
people who post pictures to the reviews section of online shopping websites: the progeny of heaven await you with open arms. you shall be seated at the right hand of the father, anointed by grace. may you be adorned by a cloak of righteousness, bejeweled in perfect love, such tha
— jo (@cowboypraxis) July 17, 2020
8. Me and my baby
Is it possible to cringe yourself inside out?
WHY would you put this on a baby ? pic.twitter.com/mVriZNXrG9
— Farah (@dykeneyspears) July 18, 2020
7. Kitty control
Leave him be, he’s clearly got a handle on things.
how do you do promoted tweets i wanna promote this pic.twitter.com/Xsy4nJ4Hex
— kirstin (Hello?) ✿ (@kisstheriot) July 18, 2020
6. Oh nose
Nope, nope, nope, we are NOT getting new fetishes out of this.
I got covid tested today and I honestly… Loved it. Maybe the nose is the fourth hole
— Myles Xavier (@xylesmavier) July 17, 2020
5. Late night
Aqua Teen Hunger Force: number one in the hood, G.
Adult Swim ? made ? me ? the? man ? I ? am ? today ? pic.twitter.com/gBN8hPCuAV
— ?? ???? ? (@Rick76_) July 19, 2020
4. Manic panic
Um, yes, this is called bipolar disorder.
If I could describe my mental health in two pics this would be it pic.twitter.com/rGjMv2zJgn
— Amelia-Lily (@ameliagraceeros) July 17, 2020
3. Plate tectonics
This diner does not abide by your pitiful laws of physics.
ayo why are the peas upside down? pic.twitter.com/mj5KNABBh8
— cell (@mtvcell) July 18, 2020
2. Ritual cleaning
No thank you please.
Imagine doing dishes with that view? pic.twitter.com/TTyJn9M7kA
— josé ? (@urfemmebot) July 18, 2020
1. In this economy?
Might as well just get this tattoo at this point.
— hannah ? (@ahanfull_) July 18, 2020
Just a little refreshing rundown of some of the best stuff floating around out there. We aim to please, and we live to serve!
Who do you think are the best people on Twitter right now?
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