Whether you’re having a good day or a bad one, it can always be made better by Twitter. Well…scratch that. It can always be made better by the funny parts of Twitter. If you feel fearful right now of trying to wade through the rest of it to find those gems, worry not, because we’ve got a list right here.

Enjoy these 10 random funny tweets without having to deal with the unfunny ones.

10. Wasting away in Margaritaville

Self-care is important.

9. The lap of luxury

How is this cat not more concerned about where the other half of this human is?


8. Hungry man

Every additional joke I can think of is literally too gross to write down.


7. We got a 23-19

Mirror mirror on the wall, you’re a liar, that is all.


6. Parenting 101

Nobody warns you about these temptations.


5. School was weird

I have a note from my doctor excusing me from having to think, though.

4. Spicy memes

Get out.

3. The family plot

Forgotten but not gone.

2. You can count on this car

These Batmobile redesigns are getting weird.


1. Bad burners

This is the least satisfying photo I’ve ever seen with my human eyes.

If we’ve calculated this right, your day should be at least 10% better for having seen these memes. If this is incorrect, please don’t bother your doctor about it, they have better things to do.

Who’s your favorite person on Twitter at the moment?

Tell us in the comments.