A little birdie told me that you like funny tweets.
Er, I guess what he actually said was just “tweet tweet, tweet tweet tweet, tweet.” But I assumed he was talking about you (because we’re always talking about you), and I assumed the tweets he was talking about were the funny Twitter kind.
So, in honor of that bird and his words, we’ve gathered up some funny tweets we thought you might not have seen yet. Hope you enjoy ’em!
10. A long story
I must giraffe you some questions.
Someone in our town has done this ? pic.twitter.com/QEhltZON3x
— Flanjo (@Annjj) June 25, 2020
9. Gotta bee precise
I wonder if “God Save the Queen” was playing the entire time.
Sorry to ask, but who counted the bees? https://t.co/Esn62oPIkI
— Mr Zulai (@MrZulai) October 8, 2017
8. Time is running out
It’s a pre-2020 meme sir, but it checks out.
when you agreed to go out and the time to go out is getting closer pic.twitter.com/6Zr9XTusIw
— ICEMAN (@TheScarySnowman) November 23, 2017
7. Beer run marathon
Then there’s that sudden realization of “Damn, where am I supposed to sleep?”
When your friend says: "Just a quick beer" and you end the night in a different town seeing the sun rise. pic.twitter.com/XxrefVGhhp
— la mélancolie (@Lmawmp) June 23, 2020
6. It takes two
What am I supposed to do, read?
When the only 2 friends you have are busy pic.twitter.com/yjMePIv9jp
— makay (@MaKaylaMaShelle) May 28, 2016
5. I call shenanigans
I legit didn’t even notice the tigers the first time. This picture is wild.
When you promise yourself you won't do stupid shit but your best friend of 19 years comes to visit pic.twitter.com/kwUaNBSurZ
— iFVitaliy (@iFunnyDick) June 11, 2017
4. Getting trashed
I’m sure they need companionship too.
i am no longer dating humans i will simply just date the raccoon that climbs on my roof at night ?
— nope (@LilNasX) June 24, 2020
3. A mirror to society
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks, they should sell their houses to me.
bye, i’m moving into a mirror house and no one will ever find me pic.twitter.com/o2GtBZ4DxG
— ☾moon drops by norah☆ (@nrherzog) June 29, 2020
2. Prescription confusion
The crazy part is how this works somehow.
Doctor will be like…. Go and buy this pic.twitter.com/2Zem9sCuoT
— pearl_sat (@pearlsathekge) October 28, 2017
1. Dream big
I take it back, I take it ALL back.
Wished I was an adult. https://t.co/SnkCUxu8eQ
— Slits & Slats (@TheWurdsmith) May 17, 2020
A little birdie told me this list is over now. He’s a wise, wise bird, that one.
Who are your favorite people on Twitter right now?
Tell us in the comments.