Time to read through some tweets, which are really the new memes of the internet, and laugh our asses off.
And if somebody you know DOESN’T use Twitter and wonders why others do… just show them this. Because DUH!
1. Yeah… that looks about right.
https://twitter.com/Luisa_Lange/status/1102330707593084933
2. It me.
teacher: your son was caught smoking pot
me: did he say where he got it?
teacher: yes, his best friend
me: [tearing up] he really said that?— marf (@MarfSalvador) April 18, 2018
3. This is the weirdest metric in modern advertising…
I dream of a day when paper-towel manufacturers just say how many rolls are in the package, and not how many hypothetical rolls would be in the package if they were some other hypothetical size.
— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) March 31, 2019
4. Probably number 2…
why they gotta make these gummy multivitamins taste so good but you’re supposed to only eat one a day like if i eat this whole bottle right now am i gonna be exTREMELY healthy or is my heart gonna stop
— search Keefler on spotify (@Keefler_Elf) April 1, 2019
5. OMFG… what time are we living in?!?
90s scientists: we cloned a sheep! we landed a robot on mars!
scientists today: for the last time, the earth is *round*
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) March 29, 2019
6. Well, at least he’s punctual.
I just blocked someone on Instagram and, using my email address, he sent me a calendar invite to suck his dick at 9:30 am on September 17th
— Tank.Sinatra (@GeorgeResch) September 16, 2018
7. Whoa.
me: [naked and confused] w-which hole tho?
spongebob: i don’t give a fuck just do it
— Skoog (@Skoog) March 29, 2019
8. Yes, you do deserve that.
https://twitter.com/funandmisery/status/903458548373479424
9. Good question!!!
Why do people named Deborah go by “Deb” and never “bruh”
— Christine Estima (@christineestima) March 29, 2019
10. Well, that worked out!
https://twitter.com/isabhiII/status/1110370518551707648
Was I right or was I right? RIGHT?!?
What were your faves? Let us know in the comments!