There’s a classic Seinfeld scene where Jerry inadvertently stumbles into an opportunity to have a 3-way. He tells this to George, but reveals that he’s not gonna do it.

“I can’t, I’m not an or*y guy!”
“ARE YOU CRAZY?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!”
“Don’t you know what it means to become an or*y guy? It changes everything, I’d have to dress different, I’d have to act different. I’d have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and a new bedspread, new curtains, I’d have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Plus, I’d have to get new friends – I’d have to get or*y friends.”

It can change a lot.

Which is probably why these anonymous men aren’t so sure about it either.

10. “I don’t know”

With just, nobody in particular?

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9. “I don’t know what to think”

“…but if I do, it may ruin us.”

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8. “I don’t know?”

I’m sensing a recurring theme here.

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7. “But I don’t.”

Well, it’s as simple as that then.

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6. “Don’t know what the limits would be”

Hey, you bring up a very good point there.

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5. “Sure, that sounds awesome, but…”

I only have eyes for you.

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4. “Touching her”

Don’t you awaken my jealous heart, now.

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3. “I think she’ll get upset”

It’s a trap?

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2. “If I should say yes…”

Love the picture on this one.

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1. “Now I don’t want to have one”

Did she call your bluff?

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Best of luck to all of you. Let me know if you need help with the new shag carpet.

Have you ever been in a situation like this?

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