There’s a classic Seinfeld scene where Jerry inadvertently stumbles into an opportunity to have a 3-way. He tells this to George, but reveals that he’s not gonna do it.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE NOT GONNA DO IT?”
“I can’t, I’m not an or*y guy!”
“ARE YOU CRAZY?! This is like discovering plutonium by accident!”
“Don’t you know what it means to become an or*y guy? It changes everything, I’d have to dress different, I’d have to act different. I’d have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and a new bedspread, new curtains, I’d have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. Plus, I’d have to get new friends – I’d have to get or*y friends.”
It can change a lot.
Which is probably why these anonymous men aren’t so sure about it either.
10. “I don’t know”
With just, nobody in particular?
9. “I don’t know what to think”
“…but if I do, it may ruin us.”
8. “I don’t know?”
I’m sensing a recurring theme here.
7. “But I don’t.”
Well, it’s as simple as that then.
6. “Don’t know what the limits would be”
Hey, you bring up a very good point there.
5. “Sure, that sounds awesome, but…”
I only have eyes for you.
4. “Touching her”
Don’t you awaken my jealous heart, now.
3. “I think she’ll get upset”
It’s a trap?
2. “If I should say yes…”
Love the picture on this one.
1. “Now I don’t want to have one”
Did she call your bluff?
Best of luck to all of you. Let me know if you need help with the new shag carpet.
Have you ever been in a situation like this?
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