In college I was lucky enough to go on a great little trip to Italy, and on one of the days we were there we took a train trip through the countryside and stopped at a winery.

Our extremely animated guide at the winery asked if anyone knew what kind of wine you needed to pair with fish. “…white?” came a timid answer from one of us.

“WRONG!” he roared. “You take any kinda wine you like! Is your meal! Is your life! Nobody tell you what kinda wine you drink with your food but you!”

Based af, that guy. And in a way, so are all these folks on Twitter.

10. Greek Yogurt

Ok but I really like sour cream and I don’t like Greek yogurt, so.

9. Ketchup

I’m gonna go ahead and give a strong disagree.

8. Bacon

I think it’s good, but I don’t think I’ve ever craved it?

7. Beans

Guess these fruit aren’t so magical after all.

6. Fries

I think potato wedge can be done well, but it’s the exception and not the rule.

5. Coffee

Strong agree, actually.

4. Ranch

You’ve just made a great enemy of the entire Midwestern United States.

3. Pasta

I don’t care which kind you are, I’m in love with the shape of you.

2. Pepperoni

Y’all out here hating on pineapple while this maniac is allowed to roam the streets.

1. Sweet Tea

It’s kind of a lot.

But hey, it doesn’t matter what I think. All that matters is what you enjoy.

What are your own BASED food opinions?

Tell us in the comments.