I was talking to a friend the other day, and I told her “I think Twitter is kinda the defining literature of our generation. It’s short, passionate, accessible and open yet lost in a sea of noise, half production and half conversation; it’s really a wonderful encapsulation of the Millennial experience, though I’m not sure if we shaped it, or if it shaped us, yanno?”
She looked me dead in the eyes and said, “Sir, for the last time, I’m going to need you to either tell me what you want on your sandwich or go to the back of the line.”
I’ve been thinking about that for a while now. I have very insightful friends.
Anyway, whether it’s actually important or not, here are 10 great tweets from the women of Twitter you might not have caught yet.
10. Bras, bruh
The kind of support we all long for.
Ladies, if he’s
– sexy
– strapping
– supportive
– a suitable size
– a pro at pushups
– down to give you a lift
– protective of your boobs
– not washed enough
– always needing closure
– a thrill to get off
– tried to stab you with a metal wireThat’s not your man, that’s your bra
— Sara K. Runnels (@omgskr) February 17, 2020
9. 2 feet apart
This is downright diabolical.
All this bed and you can guarantee I will still have my cold ass feet on you. https://t.co/75oBtzFkbM
— Bec (@mama_bec) June 22, 2020
8. New math
If my bank account never knew about it, is it even actually money?
So I spent $200 at Marshall’s but paid $150 in cash so only $50 went on my card. So I only really spent $50 at Marshall’s 🙂
— carolina (@carolinariossm) August 29, 2019
7. Total transformation
At least we know how to protect ourselves when AI rises up against us.
https://twitter.com/LetMeStart/status/1254539600279805952
6. Missed a spot
What does that even me-oooooooooh ok.
Men say "I know a spot" but it's actually, like, half an inch to the left.
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 29, 2020
5. Post coitus
Just casual conversation stuff.
https://twitter.com/danadonly/status/1276207747021733889
4. Early to bed, early to rise
I’m sure your neighbors were thrilled.
Went to bed early. How did that work out? Got up at 3 am to make eggs and ribbon dance with my cat.
— Sharron Paul (@Sharronica) June 30, 2020
3. The morning after
A picture is worth a thousand words.
I love waking up after a fun night to go through pictures and wonder if anyone is mad at me
— Amanda Gail (@the_amanda_gail) June 28, 2020
2. Miss me
We’re simple creatures.
https://twitter.com/talliesinyoung/status/1254529488282673154
1. The whole kit
If your age starts with a 2 you don’t get to talk like this.
20 yr olds: "back in my day…"
Me, 33: hold my Caboodle
— Your Everyday Ellen 🌈 (@youreverydayLN) January 7, 2020
Ok, maybe those weren’t generation defining, but they were funny. I should show them to my friend, I be she’ll laugh and laugh.
Who is your favorite person to follow on Twitter right now?
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