You know when your friends are being nice and they say things like “You’re SO great – HOW are you still single?!” Well I don’t know about you, but when I’m in that situation my answer is “How much time do you have?” I could eat up a whole Lord of the Rings Extended Edition marathon’s worth of reasons I’m sittin’ over here by my lonesome, and it appears the internet knows my pain, because there are plenty of memes about it.

Here are the top 10 potential reasons you may be single, as represented by memes.

10. You love wine

You know what never gets into arguments with you? Alcohol.

9. You’re very picky

You got standards and that’s ok.

8. You’re out of order

You just don’t need anybody pushing your buttons.

7. You don’t listen to yourself

Do as I say, not as I obviously do.

6. You never learn

Because LEARNING is for NERDS.

5. You can’t take a hint

I basically need like a Batman-style sky signal.

4. You’re not a looker

If you close your eyes and imagine Brad Pitt, I look like Brad Pitt.

3. You ain’t graceful

Give ’em the old razzle-dazzle.

2. You’re not a sparkling conversationalist

Why make a peep when you can do a sleep?

1. You’re unique looking

Maybe you just lost the gene lottery.

All kidding aside, nobody needs to feel bad about being single. It doesn’t mean you’ve failed. Live your life. Be yourself. Love will come.

Why do YOU think you’re single? For real.

Tell us in the comments.