The great thing about Twitter is that it just never ends.
Every day there are just endless piles of tweets cascading down our internets, and if you reach your hand in for a minute, you’re bound to catch something hilarious and brand new. Like one of these!
Here are ten randomly funny tweets you might not have caught yet.
10. Break it off
Technically every time I blink is a tiny vacation away from social media, that counts right?
I’m going to take a break from social media for my mental health. I will see you all in 2 minutes.
— erin whitehead (@girlwithatail) July 18, 2020
9. Movie magic
When you’re not cold but you need to feel the warmth anyway.
I don’t care how old i am , this will always be me 🦥♥️ pic.twitter.com/RkK0FAcM2d
— روان🌸 (@rawansaihati) August 3, 2020
8. Tangled webs we weave
Get this kid at job at the New York Times.
My 9yr old’s first book review, I guess pic.twitter.com/19bvN4AnVr
— Michael Jimenez (@mikeets14) July 31, 2020
7. Highly suspicious
And you’re tweeting about this in advance? Iiiiiinteresting.
Go ahead and get married and be the prime suspect of a murder investigation if anything remotely suspicious happens to them for the rest of their life
— wittyidiot (@stephenszczerba) October 9, 2019
6. Killer instincts
I have a joke about airplanes but it would go right over your head.
I have a Charles Manson joke and it kills. https://t.co/uybZPMbkF6
— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) July 24, 2020
5. Rudest cube
Gotta find that sweet spot between icy tundra and boiling river of lava.
the shower at my house vs the shower at my friends house pic.twitter.com/OUpQYdcsCo
— Jeff (@ItsJeffLe) May 17, 2018
4. Pep in your step
But apparently that’s considered “assault” and it’s “illegal.” I hate it here.
This coffee would work better if I could throw it at people.👍😎
— Sue 🍹🦄 (@suziesueflay) June 17, 2013
3. Food for thought
Ah yes, the four deadly sins.
Describe yourself in a few short words
— Kyle 🚀 (@cosmoskyle) July 30, 2017
2. Snack attack
Why must past me be so cruel to now me?
When you didn't buy any snacks at
the supermarket because you told
yourself you need to stop snacking
but now you feel snackish pic.twitter.com/AkzpBRk1pI
— qadi🇵🇸 (@ALQadiPAL) January 29, 2020
1. Light bulb moments
Might as well lean into it and start looking up how to build a cabinet.
No one tells you you're old. You have to come to the realization yourself while reading Amazon reviews for light bulbs
— The Dad (@thedad) June 17, 2019
That’s all for now, but there will definitely be more soon. Twitter never stops to take a break, and neither do we. I mean, except for snacks. You gotta have snacks, obviously.
Who are the best people on Twitter right now, in your opinion?
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