I think we all learned pretty early on in life that there’s one thing the internet has PLENTY of. There’s so much of it, in fact, that it almost seems like the internet was invented for it. It’s exciting, and a little naughty, and we all find ourselves sneaking away to peek at it, though we wouldn’t admit it…
Oooooh yeeeeeah. That’s right. I’m talking about jokes. Why, what did you think I meant?
10. Stretching the truth
I don’t make the rules here.
you're legally required to say "OH big stretch" when a cat or dog stretches, regardless of the actual size of the stretch
— meg monk (@MegMonk) May 16, 2020
9. The one ring
This is what disappointment looks like.
I was higher than pterodactyl tits last night and said extra crust instead of extra cheese ??♂️ pic.twitter.com/8LRhMDIZ4t
— Back Pain McClane (@sean_speezy) May 15, 2020
8. Sensory overlap
It’ll put you in a whole other dimension for a minute.
Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye, I’m not gonna hear you.
— ★?α??★ (@iimjamz) July 29, 2019
7. Supremely evil
Hope you’re planning on paying her therapy bills after this.
My little sister kept bugging me to let her play video games with me. This will teach her. pic.twitter.com/ijoRjmMDFZ
— Krc ? (@sadKrocco) December 26, 2019
6. That’s so Raven
Edgar Allen Poe is spinning in his grave. Not because of this, he’s just a dramatic goth.
5. Feelin’ hungry
I know my place and it’s wherever I wanna be.
4. Hot takes
Why Garfield has enjoyed a second life as an existential nightmare meme I’ll never understand.
3. Big boi
You got beef with any of this?
COWS SITTING LIKE A DOG IS OFFICIALLY THE MOST IMPORTANT THING pic.twitter.com/R5dZlt4rZI
— Josh Kane (@officialjkizzle) March 24, 2016
2. Squat squirrel
That’s absolutely nuts.
Me thinking “hmm… now I need something sweet” after I just ate pic.twitter.com/zIXd3OFqEw
— Danny watson (@danny_watson93) January 24, 2020
1. Chip on my shoulder
My new year’s resolution is to make it to the new year.
This is going to be my year.
*wipes ass with expired tortilla chip*
— Rhoda Ward (@Rhoda12371) April 14, 2020
Jokes as far as the eye can see. If you enjoyed those, go give the creators a follow. They deserve your clicks and likes and click-likes! Not to spoil anything, but they got even more jokes awaiting your face-eyes.
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