I think we all learned pretty early on in life that there’s one thing the internet has PLENTY of. There’s so much of it, in fact, that it almost seems like the internet was invented for it. It’s exciting, and a little naughty, and we all find ourselves sneaking away to peek at it, though we wouldn’t admit it…
Oooooh yeeeeeah. That’s right. I’m talking about jokes. Why, what did you think I meant?
10. Stretching the truth
I don’t make the rules here.
https://twitter.com/MegMonk/status/1261505674044833793
9. The one ring
This is what disappointment looks like.
I was higher than pterodactyl tits last night and said extra crust instead of extra cheese 🤦🏻♂️ pic.twitter.com/8LRhMDIZ4t
— Sean Speezy (@sean_speezy) May 15, 2020
8. Sensory overlap
It’ll put you in a whole other dimension for a minute.
Don’t talk to me while I’m rubbing my eye, I’m not gonna hear you.
— stbernardvillian⚜️ (@iimjamz) July 29, 2019
7. Supremely evil
Hope you’re planning on paying her therapy bills after this.
https://twitter.com/sadKrocco/status/1210137338057240576
6. That’s so Raven
Edgar Allen Poe is spinning in his grave. Not because of this, he’s just a dramatic goth.
https://8-xj.tumblr.com/post/183730486600/while-i-nodded-nearly-napping-suddenly-there/amp
5. Feelin’ hungry
I know my place and it’s wherever I wanna be.
https://may.tumblr.com/post/624432884316553216/babelady-vangoghcean-theres-just-something/amp
4. Hot takes
Why Garfield has enjoyed a second life as an existential nightmare meme I’ll never understand.
3. Big boi
You got beef with any of this?
https://twitter.com/officialjkizzle/status/712856024831631364
2. Squat squirrel
That’s absolutely nuts.
Me thinking “hmm… now I need something sweet” after I just ate pic.twitter.com/zIXd3OFqEw
— Danny Watson (@danny_watson93) January 24, 2020
1. Chip on my shoulder
My new year’s resolution is to make it to the new year.
January 1st:
This is going to be my year.
April 10th:
*wipes ass with expired tortilla chip*— Rhoda Ward (@Rhoda12371) April 14, 2020
Jokes as far as the eye can see. If you enjoyed those, go give the creators a follow. They deserve your clicks and likes and click-likes! Not to spoil anything, but they got even more jokes awaiting your face-eyes.
Who are the funniest people on the internet right now?
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