This is not pretty. You never, ever, ever want to be caught having to p*op in any of these places.
Sometimes needing to go in public is unavoidable, but I think we can agree these would all result in very traumatic situations.
1. It’s like an Olympic sport

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2. When you’re done, jump on the elevator

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3. Not very pleasant

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4. Who put that there?

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5. Could you have put the TP a little further away?

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6. The gang’s all here!

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7. Hello?

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8. Let’s get to know each other…

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9. A view from above

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10. Anxiety-inducing

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11. Didn’t think that one through

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12. Might as well remove the door

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13. Like a museum exhibit

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14. Okay…

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15. Time to have a bite

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I sincerely hope you and I never end up in any of these godforsaken places.