This is not pretty. You never, ever, ever want to be caught having to p*op in any of these places.

Sometimes needing to go in public is unavoidable, but I think we can agree these would all result in very traumatic situations.

1. It’s like an Olympic sport

2. When you’re done, jump on the elevator

3. Not very pleasant

4. Who put that there?

5. Could you have put the TP a little further away?

6. The gang’s all here!

7. Hello?

8. Let’s get to know each other…

9. A view from above

10. Anxiety-inducing

11. Didn’t think that one through

12. Might as well remove the door

13. Like a museum exhibit

14. Okay…

15. Time to have a bite

I sincerely hope you and I never end up in any of these godforsaken places.