Many people believe that the human body is a carefully, lovingly, perfectly created thing, crafted by a God who loves us and wants us to be happy. Personally, I have my doubts. Partially because I’m not real religious, but partially because WHY WOULD ANYONE DESIGN A BODY TO HAVE TO GO THROUGH PERIODS EVERY MONTH?!
Honestly, what kind of monster would unleash this kind of hell on half the population? I’m not even IN that half and I’m upset. So are these people who tweeted on the subject, though they’re funnier about it than I am.
10. It’s a sign
False alarm, ya’ll. Carry on.
me to my girls after running to the bathroom thinking I got my period pic.twitter.com/C2EtMiehHP
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) July 23, 2018
9. Glow up
This picture is tied for first in the “most terrifying Furby” competition. It is tied with all other Furbies.
me when im bloated and sad bc of my period so i beat my face but im still bloated and sad pic.twitter.com/y96raPUuqH
— sham (@mahsyako) March 29, 2018
8. Pill popping
THIS LABEL ISN’T THE BOSS OF ME.
pill company: please take only two every six hours
me on my period and on my second box of pills in an hour: pic.twitter.com/rLwr5EIP1T
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) June 17, 2018
7. RIP vine
This is an absolutely perfect reference and I stan for it.
There’s only one thing worse than getting your period pic.twitter.com/lo9UGOxNnR
— christina (@floozyesq) April 19, 2018
6. Going out on a limb
It’s the subtle signs you learn to look out for.
[arm falls off] probably cuz my period’s soon
— wellbutrin sweeper (@hellohappy_time) June 13, 2018
Even an Asgardian god would have trouble with it.
Me trying to move when I’m on my period pic.twitter.com/DJMtGJMucY
— Emily (@empatriciaa) February 25, 2018
4. Fashionably late
Well look who finally decided to show up.
My period coming late to my uterus on the first day of the next month pic.twitter.com/2Pb5RtFUnH
— Asia Leigh (@asialbx) February 12, 2018
My how the turntables have…
I don’t like the person you become when I’m on my period.
— Katie Didn't ?? (@Pork_Chop_Hair) March 26, 2018
Keeping the magic alive.
There’s a real magic in intuitively knowing your period is gonna start overnight and wearing a pad to bed and being right, saving your sheets and the day. pic.twitter.com/ZNKS11x87b
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) June 4, 2018
1. Ride or die
I need to know the original context for this screenshot. I need to know very badly.
me to my uterus while on my period: PLS STOP THIS I CAN'T TAKE IT HURTS SO BAD!!!!!!!!
my uterus: …
my uterus: pic.twitter.com/AOwA9PiGHr
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) January 30, 2018
Look, I think our bodies are cool and all, we’ve got like, thumbs, and eyes, and these super great brains, but I think if we could give notes for the next revision, very near the top would be “HOW ABOUT NO MORE PERIODS PLEASE.” Not telling you how to do you job, God, but. Come on.
What’s the worst thing about it in your opinion?
Tell us in the comments.