Want to get the good parts of Twitter without having to wade through all the bad parts? Worry not, we’ve got you covered. No need to stress or tiptoe through the minefield of social media, what we’ve got here are just good ol’ fashioned funnies. The kind of tweets that will make you guffaw, chortle, and other strange words that somehow mean laugh!

Here are today’s top 10 random funny tweets for your reading enjoyment.

10. Daily affirmations

*instantly clicks on the track package option*

9. Self-service

Hey, I’ll drink to that.

8. Bunny pig dog

I gotta be honest, he looks high as hell in that second photo.

7. Lumber slumber

Hey, I worked very hard to grow this beard.

6. Fighting chops

There is such a thing as self-defense, you know.


5. It’s never too late for now

I think death will be when things really start to take off for me.


4. The perfect doggo

Has science gone too far, or not far enough?


3. Bees fees

This is truly painful.

2. ‘Tis the season

“Yeah, I mean, the first 100 episodes are kinda slow, but once you get into it…”

1. Absolute magic

Your mom is a genius and she should be treasured.

I love these tweets so much I want to put them in my pocket and take them home with me. Which I just realized I can do, because I have a phone. What a time to be alive.

Who do you think is at the top of their comedy game on Twitter right now?

Tell us who to follow in the comments.