Whether you’ve having an absolutely killer day or it’s a huge slog, any situation can be made better with a little bit of Twitter fun.
There’s an absolutely endless stream of creativity and energy on the micro-blogging site turned cultural phenomenon that it’s easy to just get lost scrolling through the content. But for maximum efficiency, you don’t want to spend too much time picking through the noise for the good stuff. So, in the interest of making your day better as quickly as possible, we’ve got a nice selection of some of the better bits.
Here are the top 10 random tweets that will brighten your day and fill your step with pep.
10. Information overload
We’re quickly running out of excuses for our all of our stupid.
Do ya’ll remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information? Yeah. It wasn’t that.
— Swagg Daddy (@swaggDaddy311) November 4, 2019
9. Fashion statements
Did you not get my references?
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your resume?
Me: It's like a higher priced old navy
— Andrew Schiavone (@aschiavone) November 7, 2019
8. Carbon burn
BP, no. Come on. What are you doing?
i pledge not to spill 4.9 million barrels of oil into the gulf of mexico https://t.co/UnnVVeVA3Q
— Andrew Henderson (@andrwfhenderson) October 24, 2019
7. Cheesy choices
Mozzarella sticks are truly a testament to the hubris of man.
Person: Would you like to eat 6 string cheeses in a row?
Person: We deep fried em and there will be tomato sauce.
Me: Oh, ok, yes.
— Shantira Jackson (@tira_tira_tira) April 19, 2017
6. Eat your heart out
An apple a day keeps the body guessing.
i like keeping my metabolism on its toes. Like what’s it gonna be today, complete starvation or 6,000 calories.
— Christian Galiani (@ChristianGalia1) November 15, 2017
5. I’ve got another riddle for you
They really need to unionize.
Wonka: Any questions?
Oompa Loompa: So we just go out and start singing whenever a kid dies?
— Pizza Las Vegas ?? (@muyrando) April 18, 2018
4. Raise the oof
R you serious?
A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night.
— Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes) May 22, 2020
3. Chipping in
So THAT’S why it said “wear clothes you can move in.”
Instructor: "Welcome to salsa class! Who's ready to learn how to dance?"
Me, hiding tortilla chips bag: "There's been a misunderstanding."
— Drew (Vaccinated for your pleasure) (@dmc1138) June 27, 2017
2. Model student
I’m not useless if I can be used as a bad example.
When the teacher walks up to you during an exam and looks at your paper then shouts out “guys please make sure you read the questions carefully” pic.twitter.com/s4CGuciTqT
— will (@Subtweetg0d) October 4, 2018
1. Eat moar chikn
Hahahaha that cow doesn’t want to die!
What were Chick Fil-A's other mascot ideas before landing on an illiterate cow begging for his life?
— colonel rob fee (@robfee) October 10, 2014
Hope those made your day a little better. If so, be sure to pass ’em on. Don’t hog all that pep to yourself!
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