The only thing better than being in a relationship is getting on Twitter and writing a bunch of micro-posts for strangers letting them all know how insane it is to be in a relationship.
Without that kind of broadcasting, would the experience even mean anything? Best not to find out. Because funny tweets about the dating world are what make the dating world palatable to begin with.
Here are ten such tweets for your giggling enjoyment.
10. We always deliver
I was going to make a joke here about someone’s crust getting stuffed but I won’t because I’m classy.
just saw this on my girlfriends phone, their customer service is like no other? pic.twitter.com/3nQlZ87DYe
— Moe (@Dripw) April 12, 2020
9. New openings
Oh the stupid, stupid games we play with each other.
when you give bae the perfect chance to say something cute but they say something dumb instead pic.twitter.com/U1QIp4Qy4X
— Gents Rules (@GentsRules) June 5, 2016
8. On the same team
I know you have never and will never meet her, but trust me, she’s your enemy.
to my boyfriend
why we both
have to hate
this girl. my boyfriend pic.twitter.com/61w397GSTp
— maybe: clare (@clur19) May 30, 2019
7. The truth comes out
If anybody was fooled by a mask that simple they deserve what they get.
When you've been dating a few months now and you can finally reveal yourself as the psychopath you really are pic.twitter.com/G89L5dvo3y
— WB AP EURO MEMES (@APEUROSAV) February 3, 2017
6. Water on a grease fire
When you’ve officially soaked up too much.
when ur going off on him and he tells u to "relax" pic.twitter.com/f78RNzdZFx
— GiRl TaLK? (@Girl_TalkUSA) April 3, 2016
5. Very alarming
If this is you we’re sleeping in separate bedrooms.
i hope whoever ends up with me enjoys my 10 alarms.. and when i snooze each of them lol
— ayra. (@MissAyraa) January 16, 2017
4. Laughing all the way
Love is a funny thing, especially if it involves a lot of funny things.
The truth is most girls don’t care about 6 packs or how much you can lift at the gym. If you really wanna impress her make her laugh, make her laugh so hard she uncontrollably snorts like lil piggy. Oink oink girl, you mine now.
— Andy Leeman (@AndyLeeman91) November 11, 2018
3. Moment of decision
Too bad he died of starvation in the meantime.
[50 years from now]
*visiting husband’s grave*
“I wanted to let you know that after all these years I’ve finally figured out where I want to go to eat.”
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) February 25, 2019
Nobody goes harder than girlfriends after a breakup.
My friend got dumped last night and this morning we had a group facetime call where everyone shared how much we hated him and it was about two hours of going through what garbage this man is. At one point I said NASA is still looking for his hairline
And now they're back together
— ? (@FWheezyy) March 30, 2019
1. True love
Of all the love memes we’ve seen today, this one is the cheesiest.
When you're mad at Bae but still wanna hold hands pic.twitter.com/z7gzoYYOOJ
— Imlay Kang (@Imlay_Kang) May 26, 2016
Remember, no matter what your love life throws at you, you can always vent about it to the entire globe on Twitter. We’ve got your back.
What’s your biggest piece of relationship advice?
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