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If you’re alive right now (and judging from the fact that you’re reading this, we assume you are), you’ve probably at least partially subscribed at this point to the survival mechanism of semi-nihilistic humor that blurs the line between despair and casual fun. It’s an art-form, really, and it’s been near perfected by some folks in the Twitter universe.

Here are 10 bittersweet tweets by and for people who truly cannot even anymore.

10. Smell what I’m cookin’

But then your life would need to take place in the jungle.

9. Too chill

How do people just “fall asleep” like that? What wizardry is this?

8. It’s magic

This should be a pitch for the next Pixar flick.

7. Cure for what ails ya

Calling it right now, “Deborah” is the next “Karen.”

6. Eat, sleep, repeat

Don’t hate, annihilate.

5. Oddly specific

Your practice is pretty highly specialized, huh?

4. Self-esteem

I was gonna caption it “me slowly losing my mind,” but what’s the difference, really?

3. A dangerous spectacle

We are the Florida of the world.

2. At peace

The most important part is the snacks.

1. Eyes on you

Kids are the worst, why do we have so many of them?

We hope those sardonic bits brought a little bit of joy to your cold, cold heart.

Who are the funniest people on Twitter in your opinion?

Tell us in the comments.