I used to dream of being a man of means. Now I dream of being a man of memes. This shift in objective came about for 2 main reasons: 1) I have come to understand that the wealth of the material world need not concern me, and have arisen to a place of enlightenment far beyond that which craves anything so carnal as money. And 2) I’ve realized I’m never gonna be rich and memes are free, so, it’s like a way more achievable goal.

If you, too, are a great collector of memes, I offer you this small vault of riches to peruse. May they bring you true joy, as they have me.

10. Employee satisfaction

“Here’s $50 worth of cheese dough, you’re welcome.”

9. Dog day afternoon

What is there to do but stare and stare alike?

8. It’s raining, it’s pouring

I’m sick of your ******* snoring.

7. Bottled emotions

We need to be fully prepped.

6. The taste you can see

Either very bad eyesight or very good weed was involved here.

5. Next level

This merits a long-form Galaxy Brain format, I think.

4. Never tire-some

How have I not thought of this before?

3. Important research

No longer will he remain “that guy from that thing with that guy.”

2. Blasphemy

I don’t know who made this and I better not ever find out.

1. Emotional intelligence

It’s an out of body cringe experience.

I’m sure you’ll agree those are some pretty top quality memes. The kind of memes a guy could retire on, maybe? I hope so, cause I don’t have a better plan than that right now.

Which one is your favorite?

Give us your scholarly opinion in the comments.