I used to dream of being a man of means. Now I dream of being a man of memes. This shift in objective came about for 2 main reasons: 1) I have come to understand that the wealth of the material world need not concern me, and have arisen to a place of enlightenment far beyond that which craves anything so carnal as money. And 2) I’ve realized I’m never gonna be rich and memes are free, so, it’s like a way more achievable goal.
If you, too, are a great collector of memes, I offer you this small vault of riches to peruse. May they bring you true joy, as they have me.
10. Employee satisfaction
“Here’s $50 worth of cheese dough, you’re welcome.”
9. Dog day afternoon
What is there to do but stare and stare alike?
8. It’s raining, it’s pouring
I’m sick of your ******* snoring.
7. Bottled emotions
We need to be fully prepped.
6. The taste you can see
Either very bad eyesight or very good weed was involved here.
5. Next level
This merits a long-form Galaxy Brain format, I think.
4. Never tire-some
How have I not thought of this before?
3. Important research
No longer will he remain “that guy from that thing with that guy.”
2. Blasphemy
I don’t know who made this and I better not ever find out.
1. Emotional intelligence
It’s an out of body cringe experience.
I’m sure you’ll agree those are some pretty top quality memes. The kind of memes a guy could retire on, maybe? I hope so, cause I don’t have a better plan than that right now.
Which one is your favorite?
Give us your scholarly opinion in the comments.