It’s been super fun being a millennial so far. Just a great ride. Nothing but stable a world and steady prospects and a lot of fun all-around.
I’d say the best part was spending the first 25 years or so of my life hearing the older generation tell me everything that’s wrong with me, and then to spend all the years since listening to the younger generation tell me a whole new set of reasons I suck. Really great. Very cool. A lot of fun.
Gather round, millennials. Let’s find out what we’re doing wrong.
But only if they’re cold in the middle, because life is disappointment.
Surprised no one has made fun of millennials for thinking liking burritos is a quirky personality trait.
— ? (@junglejim4322) July 23, 2020
9. It’s in the stars
Ok this criticism I’m on board with, very tired of this.
Do millennials know blaming things on their astrological sign isn’t a personality trait?
— Paúl Quiñonez (@PaulQuinonezF) March 21, 2019
8. ‘Tis the season
Turn the bagel itself into a seasoning and then we’ll talk.
Can someone tell millennials the Trader Joe’s everything but the bagel seasoning is not a personality trait
— matt (@m4tthewj0hn) August 2, 2020
7. What’s shakin’?
Tell that to a dog. Yeah, that’s right, you just insulted dogs. Happy with yourself?
Why do millennials think liking bacon is a personality trait
— Doris (@dorio_oreo) July 28, 2020
6. Millennial pink
I don’t…I don’t even know what this means.
i don’t want to call out anyone specific, but liking millennial pink is not a personality trait
— courtney caldwell (@voldecurt) September 25, 2019
5. ‘Till death
I mean, being happily married kind of is. Do you know how many of us came up in divorce?
don’t know which millennial needs to hear this but being married is not a personality trait
— oscar wilde 'n out (@mariasghost) June 20, 2020
I think, therefore I am.
millennials only personality trait is that they’re a millennial
— ati?? follow @sugascorpio (@vantescorpio) July 2, 2020
Wow, turning yourself in like that. Bold.
millennials with no personality: https://t.co/XwpbgKrogS
— hans ❁ (@hanscelloo) April 5, 2019
2. Watch out
Netflix isn’t so much a personality trait as a survival mechanism now.
Things people think millennials should be ashamed of:
Avocado ice cream
Not going to chain restaurants
Things millennials should actually be ashamed of:
Thinking that watching Netflix is a personality trait
Being obsessed with astrology
— Tribune of the Plebs (@Handsome_Jake_) January 15, 2019
1. The real truth
But punch away, kids.
The entire personality of millennials is based on the fact that we wanna die and that we hate our jobs and need time off.
— Prags ? (@OyyeHoyyeBasket) July 15, 2020
In all seriousness, I’m not actually that salty. Have fun with jabs while they last, Gen Z. Your turn to feel old and irrelevant is coming soon enough.
And keep making astrology uncool. It would be super neat to be done with that.
Are you a millennial? How do you feel about it?
Tell us in the comments.